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Sam opens Christmas present from Dean.
Sam Winchester: Skin mags!
Sam opens the volgende package.
Sam Winchester: and... shaving cream!

Dean Winchester: u fucking touch me agian I'll fucking kill you

Sam Winchester: Well, we're not dealing with the anti-Clause.
Dean Winchester: What'd Bobby say?
Sam Winchester: Uh, that we're morons.

Dean Winchester: Find anything?
Sam Winchester: Stockings, mistletoe, this...
Hands Dean the tooth.
Dean Winchester: A tooth? Where was this?
Sam Winchester: In the chimney.
Dean Winchester: Chimney? No way a man fits up a chimney, it's too narrow.
Sam Winchester: No way he fits...
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Sam Winchester: u know man, I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikazee trick.
Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa. Kamikazee? I'm meer like a ninja.
Sam Winchester: That's not funny.
Dean Winchester: It's a little Funny.
Sam Winchester: No it's not.

Dean Winchester: What do u want me to do same? Sit around all dag writing sad poems about how I'm going to die. Well hallo I got one. What rhymes with SHUT UP SAM

Bela Talbot: What's so pressing about finding the boys anyway?
Gordon Walker: Sam Winchester is the Anti-Christ.
Bela Talbot: Mmmm...I'd heard something about that...
Gordon Walker: It's true....
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Dean Winchester: [about Bela] Can I shoot her?
Sam Winchester: Not in public.

Bela Talbot: [to Dean] u know, when this is over, we should really have some angry sex.
Dean Winchester: Don't objectify me. Lets go.

Dean Winchester: [to Sam about Gert] What a crazy old broad.
Sam Winchester: Why, because she believes in ghosts?
Dean Winchester: Haha, look at ya, stickin' up for ya girlfriend, u cougar hound.
Sam Winchester: Bite me.
Dean Winchester: Not if she bites ya first.

Sam Winchester: How do u sleep at night?
Bela Talbot: In silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Dean Winchester: A Hand of Glory?...
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Sam Winchester: I came here to make u an offer.
Crossroads Demon: You're going to make me an offer? That's adorable.
Sam Winchester: u can let Dean out of his deal right now. He lives, I live... u live, everyone goes home pagina happy. of u stop breathing permantantly.

Crossroads Demon: All this tough talk, I have to tell u it's not very convincing. I mean, come one Sam, do u even want to break the deal?
Sam Winchester: What do u think?
Crossroads Demon: I don't know. Aren't u tired of cleaning up Dean's messes? Of dealing with that broken psychy of his? Aren't u tired of being bossed...
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Dean Winchester: What are u laughing at bitch, your still trapped.
Casey: So are you... bitch.

Sam Winchester: I might have found some omens in Ohio. Drought lightning, barometric pressure drop...
Dean Winchester: That's thrilling.
Sam Winchester: some guy blows his head off in a church, and another goes postal in a hobbey koop before the cops take him out. Might be demonic omens.
Dean Winchester: of it could just be a suicide and a psycho scrapbooker.

Casey: What can I get u boys?
bDean Winchester: What's your specialty?
Casey: I make a mean hurricane.
Dean Winchester: [smirks] I guess...
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Dean Winchester: I'm Batman.
Sam Winchester: [sarcastically] Yeah, you're Batman.

Dean Winchester: [looks at Sam] What?
Sam Winchester: I lost my shoe.

Dean Winchester: Is that a rabbit's foot?
Sam Winchester: I think it is.

Bobby Singer: [re: the rabbits foot] u see, u touch it, u own it. u own it, sure, u get a run of good luck to beat the devil. But u lose it, that luck turns. It turns so bad that you're dead inside a week.
Sam Winchester: Well, so I won't lose it, Bobby.
Bobby Singer: Everybody loses it!

Bobby Singer: Dean, great news. It wasn't easy, but I found a heavyweight cleansing...
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Sam Winchester: [hangs up the phone] I was just ordering pizza.
Dean Winchester: u do know you're in a restaurant?
Sam Winchester: I just felt like pizza.
Dean Winchester: Ok, Weirdy McWeirderson.

Sam: So let me get this straight. u want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with a random chick?
Dean: She was a yoga teacher. It was the bendiest weekend of my life. Come on, have a heart, huh? It's my dying wish!
Sam: Yeah, well how many dying wishes are u gonna get?
Dean: As many as I can squeeze out. Come on... smile Sam. God knows, I'm gonna be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby Girl....
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Bobby Singer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Ruby: I'm the girl who just saved your ass.

Dean Winchester: Truth is, I'm tired, Sam. And, I don't know, it's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Sam Winchester: It's Hellfire, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, whatever. You're alive, I feel good for the first time in a long time. I got a jaar to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it, so what do u say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little Hell, huh?
Sam Winchester: You're unbelievable.
Dean Winchester: Very true.

Dean Winchester: What's in the box!
Dean Winchester: Brad Pitt, Se7en, no?

Sam Winchester: How could u make that deal?
Dean Winchester: Because I couldn't live with u dead.

Bobby Singer: A cheeseburger for breakfast?
Dean Winchester: I ain't sweating the cholesterol.
Sam Winchester: u saved my life over and over. Man u sacrifice everything for me, don't u think I'd do the same for you? You're my big brother, there's nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I don't care, I'm going to get u out of this. I'm going to save your ezel for a change.

Dean Winchester: u know when we were little, u couldn't have been meer than five, u started asking me questions. Like, how come we didn't have a mom? Why we always have to verplaats around? Where'd dad go? When he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged u to quit asking, Sammy, u don't want to know....
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Dean Winchester: Bring me some pie!

Andy: Have u got something of Dean's on you, like something he touched?
Sam Winchester: I've got a receipt, if that'll work?
Andy: Yeah.
Looking at receipt
Andy: D. Hasselhoff?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, that's Dean's signature. It's hard to explain.

Sam Winchester: Crazy is relative.

Lily: I feel like I'm in a nightmare and it just keep getting worse and worse.

Dean Winchester: We got work to do.

Dean Winchester: Whoo, that was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels.
In regards to the vision he received.

After Sam gets stabbed.
Dean Winchester: Hey, hey... come here,...
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Dean Winchester: [At his father's grave] 'Course, I know what you'd say. Well, not the u that played softball, but..."So, go hunt the djinn. It put u here, it could put u back. Your happiness, for all those peoples' lives? No contest." Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's... yeah...

Dean Winchester: Yeah. Lucky me. I've got to tell you, though, man - u had Jess. Mom was gonna have...
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Sam Winchester: u wanna maybe open it up after your done patting yourself on the back.

Dean Winchester: Well my room mate doesn't say, how's yours?
Sam Winchester: He just keeps starring at me in a way that makes me really uneasy.
Dean Winchester: Sounds like you're making new friends.

Sam Winchester: u heard in the yard?
Dean Winchester: Yeah.
Sam Winchester: Dean, doesn't it bother u how well u seem to fit in here?
Dean Winchester: No, not really.

As they walk into the prison.
Sam Winchester: This is, without a doubt, the dumbest, craziest thing we've ever done... And that's in a long, storied career of dumb and crazy.
Dean Winchester: Calm down. It's all part of the plan.

FBI Agent Victor Henricksen: u think you're funny?
Dean Winchester: I think I'm adorable.
Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

McG: Marty, what do u think?
Martin: Not married to salt, what do u want? Still sticking with condiments?
McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
Martin: [Aside] What would a ghost be scared of?
To McG
Martin: Maybe shotguns.
McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.

Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, what were u saying?

Martin: Your one hell of a PA.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, I know.

Dean Winchester: Oh, like "Poltergeist"?
Sam Winchester: It could...
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Dean: And the lunar cycles?
Sam: Uh-huh. maand after maand all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon.
Dean: Which is this week, right?
Sam: Hence the lawyer.
Dean: Awesome.
Sam: Dean, could u be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human door day, a freak animal killing machine door night don't u understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And u know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!

The Brothers are interviewing Madison about her boss.
Madison: u get a few scotches in him and...
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Sam Winchester: Should've thought of it.
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: It's an old country custom Dean. Planting a boom as a grave marker.
Dean Winchester: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Wwalks off
Sam Winchester: [calls after him] Yeah, I know.

Dean Winchester: [after they come to see a creepy-looking house] u know, just once I'd like to round the corner and see a nice house.

Molly McNamara: Oh, Thank God!
Dean Winchester: Ah, Call me Dean.

Dean Winchester: Hey, follow the creepy brick road.
Dean Winchester: u have to give those purple nurples a shot... phew!

Curtis: They made me slow dance.

Sam Winchester: That's not food, Dean, that's Darwinism!

Sam Winchester: Dean, did u touch my computer?
Dean Winchester: Uh, no.
Sam Winchester: Eh, well, then why is it frozen at ""?
Dean smiles awkwardly and walks away
Sam Winchester: Just... don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?
Dean Winchester: [yelling] HEY! Why don't u control your OCD?

Sam Winchester: How would u feel if I screwed up your Impala?
Dean Winchester: Would be the last thing you'd do.
Dean chuckles
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Nothing.
Sam Winchester: Dean. What?
Dean Winchester: Dude you... u like full on had a girl inside u for like a whole week.
Dean chuckles
Dean Winchester: It's pretty naughty.

Sam Winchester: [possessed door demon] Hell is like, well, it's hell.

Bobby Singer: Don't try to con a con man.

Dean Winchester: I'll call u later.
Jo Harvelle: No u won't.

Sam Winchester: My daddy shot your daddy in the head.

Dean Winchester: Hi, so sorry to bother u but my son snuck out of the house last night and went to a Justin Timberlake concert... What?... Uh yeah......
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Dean Winchester: NO, no. This is a demon of a spirit, u know they find people a few fries short of a happy meal and they trick them into killing these randoms.

Dean Winchester: There's tons of stuff on unicorns to, in fact I've heard they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean Winchester: [on the vibrating bed] Hey. Man, u gotta try this, I mean there really is magic in the Magic Fingers.
Sam Winchester: Dean, you're enjoying that way too much, it's kind of making me uncomfortable.

Dean Winchester: Well, I...
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Dean Winchester: I like him. He says "okey-dokey."

Dean Winchester: We are so screwed.

Dean Winchester: u have no right to talk about my dad like that. He was a hero.

Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?
Dean Winchester: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.

Ronald Reznick: Get on the floor, now!
Dean Winchester: Okay, we're doing that. Just don't shoot anybody, especially not us.
Ronald Reznick: I knew it, as soon as u two left. u ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are u working for, huh? The Men in Black? u working...
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Dean Winchester: We gotta figure this out and fast. What d'ya find out about Granny?
Sam Winchester: [drunkenly] You're bossy.
Dean Winchester: Huh?
Sam Winchester: You're bossy... and short...
Dean Winchester: Are u drunk?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, so? Stupid...

Dean wants proof that an old woman has actually had a stroke
Sam Winchester: What do u want to do, poke her with a stick?
Dean gets an approving look on his face
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Sam Winchester: Dean I need u to watch out for me.
Dean Winchester: I always do.
Sam Winchester: No I need you...
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