Song: link
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and u know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do u want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! u ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
regenboog Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do u think we will win Dash?
regenboog Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! u AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ezel BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here door tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
regenboog Dash was at her wolk house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some regenboog war paint on her cheeks.
regenboog Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The volgende day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect u before we go. *Looks at regenboog Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit u got is from 20 years ago. Get something meer modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see u got a lot of stuff in yo bags. u must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are u doing?!!!!? u didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
regenboog Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
regenboog Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit regenboog Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
regenboog Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the heuvel to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all u packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
regenboog Dash: Are we gonna kill it, of what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, u fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: u made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
regenboog Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout meer often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something meer important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final toon for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first toon that starts in these segments.
James: But our toon started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman heuvel in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered door diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete zei he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do u think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well u are not on lunch break yet, get your ezel back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do u hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do u look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, u guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't u eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the belegd broodje, sandwich *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told u not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a jaar ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have u been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't u just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: u all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of u need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do u do that?
Pete: u got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. u can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your dag off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a datum with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have gitaar practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But u zei u were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. u two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are u ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to verplaats the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: u seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled door a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your love for steam, but u talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do u mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the top, boven instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: u two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal u passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before u can have your dag off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
volgende morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts acting like Gordon.
Song (Start at 2:47): link
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back volgende week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and u know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do u want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! u ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
regenboog Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do u think we will win Dash?
regenboog Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! u AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ezel BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here door tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
regenboog Dash was at her wolk house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some regenboog war paint on her cheeks.
regenboog Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The volgende day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect u before we go. *Looks at regenboog Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit u got is from 20 years ago. Get something meer modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see u got a lot of stuff in yo bags. u must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are u doing?!!!!? u didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
regenboog Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
regenboog Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit regenboog Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
regenboog Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the heuvel to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all u packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
regenboog Dash: Are we gonna kill it, of what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, u fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: u made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
regenboog Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout meer often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something meer important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final toon for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first toon that starts in these segments.
James: But our toon started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman heuvel in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered door diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete zei he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do u think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well u are not on lunch break yet, get your ezel back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do u hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do u look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, u guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't u eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the belegd broodje, sandwich *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told u not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a jaar ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have u been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't u just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: u all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of u need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do u do that?
Pete: u got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. u can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your dag off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a datum with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have gitaar practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But u zei u were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. u two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are u ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to verplaats the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: u seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled door a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your love for steam, but u talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do u mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the top, boven instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: u two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal u passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before u can have your dag off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
volgende morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts acting like Gordon.
Song (Start at 2:47): link
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back volgende week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.