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So it’s clear that I am a fan of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 titel that is a sequel to the even meer classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known door many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time to stop him. Just from the titel screen alone ,you can feel the dread and meer brooding atmosphere of this game. And that atmosphere can be felt all throughout the game. Sure, there’s that classic Zelda charm like the odd characters and whimsical music, but then u are hit with these much darker themes, like people trying to deal with the end of the world, death, and fucking dead kids as far as the internet is considered about this game. Some of the new features of Majora’s Mask is the three dag time limit. u have three days to get all the items needed before the moon crashes into the earth, which kind of makes Majora’s Mask a shorter game than Ocarina of Time, what with there only being four dungeons. But the feeling of having to complete them, do the sidequests, and collect all the masks, really makes u feel that moon breathing down your neck. It doesn’t help that the moon is right there, all the time, looking down at u from the sky. And the other feature is the masks, which give u different skills depending on which one u wear. There’s the Bomb Mask, which turns Link into a bomb. The Bunny Hood, which makes Link go real fast. The Stone Mask, which makes Link invisible if he wears it. And my favorite, the Chicken Mask, because he does a stupid little dance. But the other masks u get in the main story, like the Deku Mask, Zora Mask and Goron Mask, turn Link into different characters, each with their own unique abilities. The Deku can hop across water and glide, the Zora can swim and throw projectiles, and the Goron can stempel, punch and roll around at fast speeds. And if u do collect all the masks, you’ll be able to get the Fierce Deity Mask, which turns all bosses in this game into complete chumps. And then there’s the villain, Majora, who is genuinely terrifying in this game. I already talked about this dumb mask in detail numerous times before, so I won’t bore u here again. But damn, is this a fucked up villain to have for an E rated game. I love it.
Majora’s Mask, to me, wasn’t all that scary. Disturbing and very melancholy, but never scary. But I can see how someone would get scared of it. But regardless, this was truly an interesting game for me to try out. I loved the sidequests, the new mechanics, and the story, and how it felt so… unlike Ocarina of Time. And it’s that atmosphere and new mechanics that make me like it meer than Ocarina of Time. And no, I will not apologize for that blasphemy.
I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume kom bij the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy zuur, zure the moment. My classmates were thrilled...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have u ever wanted to yell at people older than u door calling them little faggots? Well, now u can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if u buy the DLC, u get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO u CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run door assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it u would never be able to find it unless u went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with u over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of paddestoel drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent schildpad people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end door the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the commentaren section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope u enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the jaar 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even meer powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if u don’t do something about it, I’ll force u to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like u can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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posted by Canada24
"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about appel, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. u and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as u don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have u ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who zei that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The volgende day, John was...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found door Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the jaar 1927, there is a small island town in New York named vos, fox Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run door a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran door one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across vos, fox Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other dag and it finally came to my head. A vraag that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES u COULD GO TO WOULD u PICK A CLASSROOM TO toon YOUR anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES u COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another dag in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I zei to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, of insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those films that is hated, weather door fans, critics, of the world in general, but u just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fans were hyped for the volgende one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They zei that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one of two characters that u can interact with. However, there are those characters that u just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If u like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the lijst because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when u pick up a rupee of are fighting enemies, she will always come and give u advice that u already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very seconde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the boeken anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great boeken that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, u wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the auteur states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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