I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did zoek up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town u want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever. The town is yours to call whatever. And do whatever, because the seconde u go in, they just decide to make u the mayor of the town because these fucking peasants haven’t had a leader in god knows how long and give the reins to a person with no political experience of even in the legal limits to be a politician. But of course, why talk about that adult stuff in a kids game? It’s in video game parodies that are unfunny, so let’s verplaats on. As the mayor of the town, u can decide what to do in your town. From change the way the rules are to make the town meer pretty of to increase the towns economy for meer money. u can start projects to create things in your town like fountains, benches, lamps, and monuments. Of course, being in charge isn’t the only thing that makes New Leaf the most interesting in the series, at least to me. Since u can take Animal Crossing anywhere u want, it makes for a lot better experience than say the original, of City Folk on the Wii. u can always keep in touch with your villagers, get a letter that exact day, and not have to worry about missing work because of it. Animal Crossing also gives u a ton of villagers to interact with, and form friendships with the villagers. I’m vrienden with Olaf because his big anteater nose is stupid and I like it. u can also collect bugs, fish, paintings, and fossils to donate to the museum, which is also for completion. And it seems that no matter how much I do in this game, there’s always something for me to do in the game. I finish off my house debts, I can buy an expansion to it. I finish with that, I can work on building the town project. Done with that, I can compete in the fishing tourney. Done with that, I can work on finishing up the book I have. There is never a moment where I feel like I have done everything, because there’s just so much to do. And then there’s the music. While it’s not muziek I would listen to on it’s own and bump my head to on the train, it’s still very calming music. It fits with the theme of the town. I love going around at night trying to find the bugs and I just hear this little jingle in the background. It’s so calming and peaceful and is just an globaal, algemene enjoyable experience.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the perfect game for anyone to own, whether they have a 3DS of they want to get into the Animal Crossing franchise. It has the best features in the franchise, u can play it anywhere, and u don’t have to worry about your neighbors leaving when u are gone for three days. It’s just a fun, relaxing time. Sure, video games are all about blowing stuff up and trying to get the best graphics, but sometimes, u just wanna play a relaxing game. And New Leaf is that game for me.
#1:SULLIVAN:
As u already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As u already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one jaar old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, u should at least give a game some time to age before u remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people zei is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are u remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one jaar old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, u should at least give a game some time to age before u remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people zei is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are u remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! u still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... u brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: u seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are u here?
Henry: we need u back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: u are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach u
Henry: u and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! u still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... u brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: u seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are u here?
Henry: we need u back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: u are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach u
Henry: u and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell u do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did u bring me along!?
???: u figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that u have to bring me with you!
???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would u think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell u do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did u bring me along!?
???: u figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that u have to bring me with you!
???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would u think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!