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I have not a single clue what this is. Okage: The Shadow King, known in Japan as Me and Satan King, yes, really, was a PS2 RPG that was made door Zener Works Studios, a prefecture of Sony Interactive, who worked on such titles like…. Uh… Little Monsters? Anyone?...... They made games on the Vita… Wait, no, that’s worse. So yeah, Zener Works hasn’t exactly had much success with their games, with Okage being their best bet at anything, which sadly wasn’t much. I only heard about this game when I watched a video on one of my favoriete Youtubers talked about it briefly in their video game collection and mentioned this game. He gave a brief summary and I thought, “That’s silly. But what would I know about that”. Years later, it would get a PS4 re-release at 1040p resolution. And once I saw it, and was reminded of hearing this game once, as well as seeing it was only ten dollars, I decided to give it a try. Let’s see what Okage: The Shadow King has to offer.



~Story~

Okage follows the tale of a young boy named Ari. He is a very pathetic young boy who is ignored door pretty much everyone and is always fallen on misfortune. But his luck only gets shittier and shittier when his father brings home pagina an ancient bottle that curses his sister. With the power of selling his soul to Satan, Ari is only able to break the curse door becoming a slave and host to the Evil King Stan, a shadow and one of the fabled Evil Kings of old, who possesses Ari’s shadow. With the curse broken, Ari is forced on an adventure with Stan to hunt down the other Evil Kings to gain Stan’s power back, meeting a colorful cast of characters along the way. The story is far from your usual RPG stuff. Instead of having all sorts of overdramatic spiel like u see in every other RPG, like your Final Fantasys and your not Final Fantasys, Okage: The Shadow King has a very humorous and ironic story telling. It almost feels like a parody of RPGs at a point, honestly, and I just find it funny. Though, some times, the humor comes from the bad translations. A few times, the game will have translation errors, and they are a little common and kind of a mess, but nothing that ruins the story. Hell, it makes it funnier, honestly.



~Gameplay~

The first thing that would strike most people are the visuals. The environments in this game are real gorgeous to look at, and have a lot of creativity about them. Grassy plains are luscious and green that transition into blue oceans on the beach, and buildings in villages are all bent and bizarre, like an old German expressionist film, like Dr. Caligari. My brother, my stubborn as a muildier, mule brother who believes graphics are everything, even admitted that this PS2 game had some nice scenery. The character designs are also striking. While some of them are kind of… disgusting to look at and some of the females kinda look like a starved Gardevoir, they all manage to have this sort of charm to them that makes them look unique. The elongated limbs, the strange mouths and proportions, and the giant irises in their eyes. I hate to use Tim burton as an example because Alice in Wonderland was just that terrible, but these character designs really do look like something out of Nightmare Before Christmas. There’s even a little heuvel that is curved at the end, just like Nightmare Before Christmas. And the muziek is unlike anything else I ever heard before in an RPG. It’s all whimsical, yet all wacky, silly, and strange. It all feels like some bizarre dream, and it all gives the environments some personality to them. What would be basic towns in any other RPG are made meer interesting door the strange designs of the buildings, the unique designs of the characters and that nice, calm soundtrack that just sounds so nice and relaxing. But this is an RPG, of course. How is the combat system?



Sadly, where the game masters charm and design, it’s pretty mediocre in combat. It’s battle system isn’t terrible, but it’s just… nothing special. The game has a pretty basic system. u got normal attacks, special attacks that can drain HP of MP (Think of like special attacks in Persona, how they can drain health to do a physical attack), use items, and defense that lets u defend, wait longer, of escape. But the problems lie in this. The game can be real easy in the first fifteen hours of gameplay. Most of my time in this game was spent mashing the X button to kill enemies and the occasional healing when I felt my team was too low on health. I like that u can see your enemies on the map before the battle starts, a problem I have with games like Final Fantasy and Shin Megami Tensei, but they can phase through walls and appear randomly in front of u so u may not notice. Another thing is that the entire party shares MP. Not too much of a problem, and honestly, if they all did, the game would become stupid easy, meer so than it already is, but if u run out, as well as run out of items that restore it, u have no means of escape and no means of magic. Just hope u can beat the enemy before they beat you. The game also has a problem with attacking enemies. Let me explain. In battles, there may be a set of enemies, for example, three bears and two wolves. Say u want your party to attack one of the bears first, since they have the most health and strength. But the thing is that your enemy won’t attack one specific bear. u can only choose them to fight the group, and they will choose which one they go after. It is random if they will attack the same one of if they will go after completely different ones. This never screwed me over in a battle, (Again, easy), but boy, does it get annoying. Thankfully, door the seconde half of the game, the enemies start to put up a fight and the combat gets better. Now I am managing MP better, I am learning to use stat boosts, and… I have yet to care about using any status removing skills, since that is very easy to just ignore.



So the battle system is kinda mediocre. But it could be worse… It at least has less button mashing than Final Fantasy XIII (Whoops, did I say that outloud?!), but the game meer than makes up for it in it’s presentation. The combat isn’t unbearable, and the story and the characters kept me interested enough to keep exploring. The dungeons were pretty simple, though. I found them to be just kinda long and not really changing much. Just go through a maze-like area, kill the urns on each floor, and unlock the door to the boss. Grind for a bit if u want to, and you’ll be meer than ready for the boss battle. They’re real simple and really, the only interesting dungeon was the final one in the game because of how massive it was and how interesting of a maze it was, and this, coming from a guy who hates mazes in video games, but Okage really made something interesting with it. But the game really shines with it’s characters. From the bizarre scientist Kisling to the bruiser beast Big stier to the teen idol Linda to the rhyming ghost boy Epros. But no one is as amazing in this game as the best character. And that character is Rosalyn, she’s just a really fun character with a lot of fun moments and I love her. But Stan is a close second, I guess. In all seriousness, Stan is such a delightfully devilish fiend and steals the toon every time he is on screen. This fucking jobber of a villain is always gloating and as a result, gets laughed at for being a joke and is always insulted door everyone of is annoyed door people loving his company rather than fearing him. And all of his dickish commentaren that has him stroke his own ego is just a ton of fun to watch. But the game has a ton of great moments too. Moments that really make the game stand out.



~SPOILERS!!!~

I don’t want to address these moments too much since I love them a lot, but I feel as though it would be best to experience them yourself as blindly as possible, so feel free to skip this paragraph if u have any interest in trying this game out for yourself. First off, the major twist of the game. Won’t say what it is, won’t say what exactly happens, but when u see it, suddenly, the game takes a darker turn. This dumb funny story about this dickhead shadow trying to be the best like no one ever was, and suddenly, u are told that everything is just not what it is at all. And despite beating the villain of the game, that knowledge remains. That knowledge sticks with everyone and all they can do is go, “Oh well”. It’s not ignoring, at least, not from what I see. It’s accepting. That this is just how things are. They can’t fix it, they just have to make the best of the world they got, no matter what it truly is. That is… amazingly dark and kinda depressing, but in all the right ways. Another moment I love in the game, one I will be talking about in meer detail, is at the start of the fifth chapter. Ari is not a specter and no one can see him. His party has forgotten he ever existed, and Stan is gone as well. Ari is completely alone and is only able to go to the town of Triste, Spanish for sad, where he finds other people who were just forgotten. But here, Ari runs into a mysterious man who can help him, but only if Ari can help himself. All this time, Ari has been ignored door everyone, but only cause he never spoke up. He has to help himself if he wants help from him. u get a moment where u go around the world and talk to people, doing what u can to help them so that u can finally gain the strength to be someone that isn’t just a loser. Or, maybe, just maybe… it’s none of that. Maybe I’m looking way too deeply into a game that is just a silly experience.



~Legacy~

Sadly, the legacy of Okage: The Shadow King is a little limited. The game has no sequel, but there is a ton of love for the game. People reference the soundtrack all the time and mention it whenever they can, as well as give credit to it, of course (I hope). There are also figures of the characters in the game. None that I own, of course, because the only places I found them are either on foreign eBay pages that don’t ship to America of websites that ask for personal information, so… yeah, I ain’t do that. And the best thing of all, Sony, being fucking merciful for once, allowed the game to be released on the PS4 for all to play. That’s how I played it and it is probably the definitive way to play it. I’m not sure how the PS2 original version fares, but this is just how I played it. Also, on a somewhat related note, Okage: The Shadow King was used as the titel for a song door rapper XXXTentacion... I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried.

~Verdict~

Okage: The Shadow King is not exactly something for RPG veterans. The combat is way too basic for them to get any major enjoyment out of. But hey, I can think of way worse RPGs to play and waste your time on, but I won’t do that, cause that’s just not fair (Final Fantasy XIII). Okage: The Shadow King is a simple game, but it’s a lot of fun. It has a ton of charm, a lot of amazing moments, and one that I was invested in start to finish. I was originally gonna play Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga to review for Hidden Gems, but I had zero interest in beating that game. Unlike Okage, I had a ton of fun from start to finish. It is only $10 on the Playstation Store for Playstation 4, so if u want to try out one of the most unique games on the PS2, give it a try. I give this game the rank of Excavation Worthy.
u know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a lijst of the top, boven ten best. So, the rules for this lijst are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that zei and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my top, boven Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my top, boven Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT meer hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own vrienden home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as u can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did zoek up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town u want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the top, boven ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the top, boven ten so easily. Most of my top, boven ten favoriete games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the lijst and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a meer niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, of Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, of a blue little teef who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! u wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of u know Sega? Okay, now how many of u know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of u actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good vraag because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can u lose your virginity if u fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what u learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But door that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel of a crying smiley face”
Oh u innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can u actually lose weight door rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I love horror movies. Their easily my favoriete genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the films that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror films I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only films that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, of Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm straat - Now, before u all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm straat was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare u all for the stupidest thing u will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. u know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my favoriete fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favoriete so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, of the Tekken tournament, hosted door the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most recent game I have in the lijst of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a meer in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the top, boven 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off door saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, u LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, verplaats OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed door zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't u die on me, u little bitch. Get up. I zei get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: u FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the recent era. A man who is zei to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who u ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This artikel contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, u have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with u five meer things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, u may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if u wish to toon me things that u yourself are disturbed by, then...
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