Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

~Story~

A dark comedy taking place in Victorian London. When Bentley and his fiancee, Rosalia, are soon to be married, they decided to spend some time out on a snowy night. However, little did they know, that a vampire was prowling the streets. The vampire then knocked Bentley unconscious and sucked the blood of Rosalia, turning her into a vampire. However, nothing about Rosalia’s personality had changed, only her strength and her teeth had become sharper. She killed the vampire and woke Bentley up. Bentley, able to see that it was still Rosalia, still married her, despite she was now a vampire....

Carl was pranking everyone today, but one prank went a little too far, because as Dale opened his RV, Carl somehow managed to put a live Couger inside it, and Dale was leaped on.

In the aftermath, everyone was attending Dale's funeral.

"He looks so peaceful" Rick said, despite the fact that Dale's intestines be most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face.

"This is what the world's come too.. Death. So much death.. Not that.. I anything to do with it though" Carl zei nerbously.

"Yes.. But he's...

I know that I was supposed to make an artikel on the movie Clerks, but after the amount of what I have read today, within such a short span of time, I feel that I have to make this article. And despite the titel that isn’t really all that funny, I choose not to make jokes with this. I don’t want to add any funny images, as much as I enjoy that. This is an artikel that contains serious subjects and is a real problem with the modern culture. On August 27th, 2019, ProJared released a video discussing the drama he was in. For those that don’t know, ProJared was a gaming Youtuber who made...

Wind: (Sits in Cody’s house) Why did we come here again
Cody: Because Pigs comes on. u know how much I love that show. A bunch of cops running around and arresting people. It’s awesome
Wind: If that’s the case, why can’t we just go down town. Plenty of blacks get arrested all the time down there.
(An ad airs on TV)
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Cody: Oh, that...