I've read this somewhere and have to share it!

1. Your house plants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question..

3. u keep meer food than bier in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when u get up, not when u go to bed.

5. u hear your favoriete song in an elevator.

6. u watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your vrienden marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. u go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids volgende door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. u don't know what time taco klok, bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. u feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the divan, bank makes your back hurt.

16. u take naps from noon to 6 PM

17.Dinner and a movie is the whole datum instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19.If you're a gal, u go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. u actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time u spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. u drink at home pagina to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire lijst looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to u and can't find one to save your sorry old ass