I've read this somewhere and have to share it!
1. Your house plants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question..
3. u keep meer food than bier in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when u get up, not when u go to bed.
5. u hear your favoriete song in an elevator.
6. u watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your vrienden marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
8. u go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids volgende door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. u don't know what time taco klok, bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. u feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the divan, bank makes your back hurt.
16. u take naps from noon to 6 PM
17.Dinner and a movie is the whole datum instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19.If you're a gal, u go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. u actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time u spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. u drink at home pagina to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire lijst looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to u and can't find one to save your sorry old ass