8 THINGS ZAYN MALIK WAS THINKING AS HE GAZED INTO THE brand ON INSTAGRAM 

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Seeing as we quite enjoy scrolling through Zayn Malik\'s Instagram feed, when we came across his recent mysterious post we couldn\'t help but wonder what he was actually thinking about.

​1. Is that heat coming from the fire or from my above-average levels of attractiveness?

2. Are fish capable of crying? How can we ever know for sure when they\'re constantly surrounded by liquid?

3. It\'s as though I\'m a chestnut, roasting by an open fire.

4. Was I allowed to take that bar of soap from the Bowery Hotel? Should I assemble a legal team now or later?

​5. Am I looking at a furnace, or a symbolic embodiment of how lit my music is going to be?

6. So weird that it\'s not actually a Thanksgiving tradition to shove your head up a turkey\'s arse.

8. I hope someone\'s taking a picture of this; it would match my Instagram aesthetic perfectly.

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