Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy u right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are u with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did u get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, u didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then u wouldn't be able to play the gitaar anymore, and all of your vrienden would leave u alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to u on the very first dag of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me meer times to write letters to you....
I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t verplaats forward, why shouldn’t we… verplaats back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do u want to be my friend?
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