A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But u sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When u grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When u go in the sun u turn red.
When you're cold u turn blue.
And when u die u turn purple.
And u have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....