I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if u don't know how to operate one, u probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabine pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If u have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If u are traveling with two of more...

These are a few of the things which North Cyprus isn't. It isn't an over-developed, tourist choked mecca for nightclubbing teens and raucous hert and hen parties. It isn't crammed with high rise concrete apartment blocks and unsightly new developments thrown up with no regard for history of aesthetics. And it isn't expensive, overcrowded of hard to get to. So many times you'll have been promised a paradise on earth of a holiday destination, only to be disappointed door the less than stunning reality. Well, Northern Cyprus is different. In a world of would be hidden gems, it's the real deal, an...