Chapter 4: babies and blades...kyo-chan trains and leader-sama prepares!!
Leader-sama and flower- chan walked downstairs."R u for real kyo-chan,is flower-chan really....with child?" Kisame asked. "Hell yeah,either that of she's getting a little puffy..." me and hidan chuckled.flower-chan rushed over,caught us in a half Nelson and smooshed our faces together..."baka baka BAKAS!!! IF U DONT SHUT-UP I'LL CRUSH UR FACES TOGETHER SO HARD EVEN THE NINE TAILS JINCHURIKI WONT BELIEVE IT!!!" she shouted."WHAT THE HELL!?! KONAN LET THEM GO!!!" leader-sama shouted. She dropped us."oowwwwwwwww......" we groaned."for tendo's sake konan,their just kids....." pein mumbled as he ran a hand through his spikey oranje hair."THEIR NOT KIDS,THEIR ASSHOLES,THEY CALLED ME FAT!!!" she yelled,tears flowing down her face.pein hugged her tight."its ok babe,your not fat,ur beautiful..like I zei their kids.....there 21 and 7 yrs younger than u.....and neither of them have girlfriends as pretty as u....." he kissed her lightly on the nose."u *sniffle* u don't think I'm fat and ugly?"she asked the older boy."babe,ur only 4 weeks,of course ur not...." he answered. She slapped him so hard u could hear a jaw crack. "OH,SO UR SAYING IM GONNA BE FAT ANYWAY,GOD I HATE U SO MUCH!!" She stomped upstairs and slammed the door to her and pein's room... "what the hell was that!?" I exclaimed hugging hidan tight in fear."mood swings....oww.."
Pein answered while rubbing his jaw. "Geez bro,if its this bad now id hate to see maand 8...."hidan zei as he stood up and pulled me off him."don't get me started.....ima talk to her and take a shower..." pein zei still rubbing his jaw as he walked upstairs."ok,well kyo-chan, u ready to train?" Kisame asked. "Hell yeah I am!!" I exclaimed as I ran upstairs grabbed my sword,and ran to the backyard."ok,the 1st thing we're gonna do is ninjutsu,watch this...." he did a few hand signs."WATER STYLE:WATER haai BOMB JUTSU!!!" A bunch of sharks made of water sprayed from his mouth,and crashed into a boom so hard they broke in half. "COOL!!! OK,I WANNA TRY!!!" I jumped up and did the hand signs. "Don't be let down if u dnt get it,it took me at least 3 weeks to maste-" "WATER STYLE:WATER haai BOMB JUTSU!!!" sharks identical to kisames spewed from my mouth and broke the trees as well.kisame sweatdropped."wow.....ok,anything else u can do?" Kisame asked. I thought about it. "Oh yeah,see there's this state of mind I can't control,its like I've become an animal of something..." I explained sadly. "Show it to me,maybe I can help.... " he said."ok,watch this...." I focused my chakra.my body changed,my teeth sharpened and my eyes turned black.....no pupils,just black and beady looking.....I grew claws and fangs and then I stopped."wow,kyo-chan u look like a demon shark...." kisame said. "Says the man whose name means 'demon shark'" I responded back."hey kisame,I got a cut on my finger,u got some band-aids?" Itachi asked as he walked outside.my eye got even darker and the color got bigger."blood.....it smells soooo good....." I grumbled. I ran to itachi and tried to attack him.I missed,but barely.....luckily,weasels have sharp reflexes. "What the hell kyo-chan!?" He exclaimed."come on,I just wanna nibble at ur cut....it'll be fun...." I claimed.kisame pulled out his sword,the spikes proded out and hit me.I fell unconscious....."so THATS what she was talking about......" kisame realized.when I woke up,I was in bed. "Oh good,ur awake...I thought u were dead..." kisame said." My head hurts.....what time is it?" I asked rubbing my head."only 7..." itachi answered as he stepped out of the bathroom. "GOD PEIN WHY'RE u SUCH AN ASS!?!" I heard konan yell across the hall. "ALL I zei WAS U MIGHT BE HAVING TWINS WITH THE RATE OF UR HORMONES GOING WILD,WATS WRONG WITH THAT!?!" Pein yelled back." UR BASICALLY SAYING IM FAT AGAIN ARENT U!?! U KNOW,IM BEARING UR SPAWN THE LEAST U COULD DO IS BE NICE!!!" she yelled back. "UM,THAT SPAWN WOULDNT BE THERE TO beer WITHOUT THE HELP OF UR EGGS!! UR SAYING IT LIKE ITS TOTALLY MY FAULT UR PREGNANT!!" He yelled. "IT IS UR FAULT,U MIXED MY EGGS WITH UR SPERM TO MAKE SPAWN SALAD!!" she yelled."OK,FOR 1,THAT BARELY MADE SENSE,FOR 2 U SED U WANTED TO DO IT WITH ME,AND FOR 3,U SED U WANTED KIDS!!! WELL,WISH GRANTED,THE GENIE IS OUT!!"he yelled back. "OH,SO UR BRAKING UP WITH ME!!" she yelled at the older boy. I could hear the need to cry in her voice.pein's voice quited down and returned to normal."no....I really dnt want to...never ever......look babe,we're just stressed is all,it's normal for expecting parents.....all we need to do is calm ourselves down......id never leave u especially now....we're in this together and nothing will change that....." pein hugged his pregnant girlfriend tight and gently kissed her forehead."I love u konan,and nothing will ever change that" she gripped his mantel tighter and meer tears ran down her eyes.they drenched his mantel but he didn't care.*she's my girlfriend,and ill help and protect her in her time of need no matter what it takes....because thats the kind of man and father I am....that's how nagato uzumaki was raised to believe....* pein thought as she snuggled closer to him and she fell asleep. I peeked into the room where the couple was sound asleep.*things will get better for u guys....trust me,u just have to believe it......* I thought as I closed the door quietly and went to my room to read the the death note™ manga I packed along when I ran from the ANBU that fateful day......*the dag I joined the akatsuki,is one dag I'll never forget* I thought as I read the book.*its like,when mom and dad were alive.....but,when they died,everything changed....* I thought as I drifted off to sleep.
Leader-sama and flower- chan walked downstairs."R u for real kyo-chan,is flower-chan really....with child?" Kisame asked. "Hell yeah,either that of she's getting a little puffy..." me and hidan chuckled.flower-chan rushed over,caught us in a half Nelson and smooshed our faces together..."baka baka BAKAS!!! IF U DONT SHUT-UP I'LL CRUSH UR FACES TOGETHER SO HARD EVEN THE NINE TAILS JINCHURIKI WONT BELIEVE IT!!!" she shouted."WHAT THE HELL!?! KONAN LET THEM GO!!!" leader-sama shouted. She dropped us."oowwwwwwwww......" we groaned."for tendo's sake konan,their just kids....." pein mumbled as he ran a hand through his spikey oranje hair."THEIR NOT KIDS,THEIR ASSHOLES,THEY CALLED ME FAT!!!" she yelled,tears flowing down her face.pein hugged her tight."its ok babe,your not fat,ur beautiful..like I zei their kids.....there 21 and 7 yrs younger than u.....and neither of them have girlfriends as pretty as u....." he kissed her lightly on the nose."u *sniffle* u don't think I'm fat and ugly?"she asked the older boy."babe,ur only 4 weeks,of course ur not...." he answered. She slapped him so hard u could hear a jaw crack. "OH,SO UR SAYING IM GONNA BE FAT ANYWAY,GOD I HATE U SO MUCH!!" She stomped upstairs and slammed the door to her and pein's room... "what the hell was that!?" I exclaimed hugging hidan tight in fear."mood swings....oww.."
Pein answered while rubbing his jaw. "Geez bro,if its this bad now id hate to see maand 8...."hidan zei as he stood up and pulled me off him."don't get me started.....ima talk to her and take a shower..." pein zei still rubbing his jaw as he walked upstairs."ok,well kyo-chan, u ready to train?" Kisame asked. "Hell yeah I am!!" I exclaimed as I ran upstairs grabbed my sword,and ran to the backyard."ok,the 1st thing we're gonna do is ninjutsu,watch this...." he did a few hand signs."WATER STYLE:WATER haai BOMB JUTSU!!!" A bunch of sharks made of water sprayed from his mouth,and crashed into a boom so hard they broke in half. "COOL!!! OK,I WANNA TRY!!!" I jumped up and did the hand signs. "Don't be let down if u dnt get it,it took me at least 3 weeks to maste-" "WATER STYLE:WATER haai BOMB JUTSU!!!" sharks identical to kisames spewed from my mouth and broke the trees as well.kisame sweatdropped."wow.....ok,anything else u can do?" Kisame asked. I thought about it. "Oh yeah,see there's this state of mind I can't control,its like I've become an animal of something..." I explained sadly. "Show it to me,maybe I can help.... " he said."ok,watch this...." I focused my chakra.my body changed,my teeth sharpened and my eyes turned black.....no pupils,just black and beady looking.....I grew claws and fangs and then I stopped."wow,kyo-chan u look like a demon shark...." kisame said. "Says the man whose name means 'demon shark'" I responded back."hey kisame,I got a cut on my finger,u got some band-aids?" Itachi asked as he walked outside.my eye got even darker and the color got bigger."blood.....it smells soooo good....." I grumbled. I ran to itachi and tried to attack him.I missed,but barely.....luckily,weasels have sharp reflexes. "What the hell kyo-chan!?" He exclaimed."come on,I just wanna nibble at ur cut....it'll be fun...." I claimed.kisame pulled out his sword,the spikes proded out and hit me.I fell unconscious....."so THATS what she was talking about......" kisame realized.when I woke up,I was in bed. "Oh good,ur awake...I thought u were dead..." kisame said." My head hurts.....what time is it?" I asked rubbing my head."only 7..." itachi answered as he stepped out of the bathroom. "GOD PEIN WHY'RE u SUCH AN ASS!?!" I heard konan yell across the hall. "ALL I zei WAS U MIGHT BE HAVING TWINS WITH THE RATE OF UR HORMONES GOING WILD,WATS WRONG WITH THAT!?!" Pein yelled back." UR BASICALLY SAYING IM FAT AGAIN ARENT U!?! U KNOW,IM BEARING UR SPAWN THE LEAST U COULD DO IS BE NICE!!!" she yelled back. "UM,THAT SPAWN WOULDNT BE THERE TO beer WITHOUT THE HELP OF UR EGGS!! UR SAYING IT LIKE ITS TOTALLY MY FAULT UR PREGNANT!!" He yelled. "IT IS UR FAULT,U MIXED MY EGGS WITH UR SPERM TO MAKE SPAWN SALAD!!" she yelled."OK,FOR 1,THAT BARELY MADE SENSE,FOR 2 U SED U WANTED TO DO IT WITH ME,AND FOR 3,U SED U WANTED KIDS!!! WELL,WISH GRANTED,THE GENIE IS OUT!!"he yelled back. "OH,SO UR BRAKING UP WITH ME!!" she yelled at the older boy. I could hear the need to cry in her voice.pein's voice quited down and returned to normal."no....I really dnt want to...never ever......look babe,we're just stressed is all,it's normal for expecting parents.....all we need to do is calm ourselves down......id never leave u especially now....we're in this together and nothing will change that....." pein hugged his pregnant girlfriend tight and gently kissed her forehead."I love u konan,and nothing will ever change that" she gripped his mantel tighter and meer tears ran down her eyes.they drenched his mantel but he didn't care.*she's my girlfriend,and ill help and protect her in her time of need no matter what it takes....because thats the kind of man and father I am....that's how nagato uzumaki was raised to believe....* pein thought as she snuggled closer to him and she fell asleep. I peeked into the room where the couple was sound asleep.*things will get better for u guys....trust me,u just have to believe it......* I thought as I closed the door quietly and went to my room to read the the death note™ manga I packed along when I ran from the ANBU that fateful day......*the dag I joined the akatsuki,is one dag I'll never forget* I thought as I read the book.*its like,when mom and dad were alive.....but,when they died,everything changed....* I thought as I drifted off to sleep.
Save your soul from
Immortal danger.
Headless men and
Things much stranger.
Living stitches
Walk around.
Moving quick,
Not a sound.
Blood red eyes that
Draw u in.
Having them should
Be a sin.
Shark-faced monster with
Kick-ass sword
Eating chakra of
Its own accord.
Shadowed leader,
Know the name
Talk with him,
u won't be sane.
Blue-haired artist,
Not so nice.
Eyes of amber
hart-, hart of Ice.
Round brown eyes,
Puppet master.
He's on your tail?
u run faster.
Word of mouth,
Clay of hand.
Defeater of the
Lord of Sand.
Hyper man of a
Ripe old age.
Eyes of a child,
Mind of a sage.
Greatest member,
No background.
Leave the room
Without a sound.
Immortal danger.
Headless men and
Things much stranger.
Living stitches
Walk around.
Moving quick,
Not a sound.
Blood red eyes that
Draw u in.
Having them should
Be a sin.
Shark-faced monster with
Kick-ass sword
Eating chakra of
Its own accord.
Shadowed leader,
Know the name
Talk with him,
u won't be sane.
Blue-haired artist,
Not so nice.
Eyes of amber
hart-, hart of Ice.
Round brown eyes,
Puppet master.
He's on your tail?
u run faster.
Word of mouth,
Clay of hand.
Defeater of the
Lord of Sand.
Hyper man of a
Ripe old age.
Eyes of a child,
Mind of a sage.
Greatest member,
No background.
Leave the room
Without a sound.
This is my fan fic. it has the people of the akatsuki in it! XD~
ME:My name is kimiko.
PEIN:What are your hobbies?
ME:My hobbies are blowing stuff up with clay and making people beag for mercie! XD
PEIN:Well.....You have some very differnt ummmmmm things about you. u are a girl right?
ME:Of corse I am who do u think I am an dude?
PEIN:I think that u are a girl.....ut they don't. u need to wear meer ummmmm..... tight and revealing clothes.....OKAY?
ME:Why? Do i not look like a freicken girl to you!! I am perrty shur that i have long hair and boobs and .......... i will not say the reast!
PEIN:Well here.
*boof*
ME:Why am i wearing a short skirt, a very reviling top, boven and freicken high heels?
*To be continued if any one wants me to*
I will write meer if u want me to! KAY?
ME:My name is kimiko.
PEIN:What are your hobbies?
ME:My hobbies are blowing stuff up with clay and making people beag for mercie! XD
PEIN:Well.....You have some very differnt ummmmmm things about you. u are a girl right?
ME:Of corse I am who do u think I am an dude?
PEIN:I think that u are a girl.....ut they don't. u need to wear meer ummmmm..... tight and revealing clothes.....OKAY?
ME:Why? Do i not look like a freicken girl to you!! I am perrty shur that i have long hair and boobs and .......... i will not say the reast!
PEIN:Well here.
*boof*
ME:Why am i wearing a short skirt, a very reviling top, boven and freicken high heels?
*To be continued if any one wants me to*
I will write meer if u want me to! KAY?