One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: hallo Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure u can stay with me! Are u hungry of thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for u upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a bed in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are u sure your not hungry of thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just zei if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey u think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: hallo I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give u privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why u and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a teef to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t u go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: hallo Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure u can stay with me! Are u hungry of thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for u upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a bed in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are u sure your not hungry of thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just zei if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey u think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: hallo I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give u privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why u and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a teef to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t u go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til u collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Come kom bij the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now u know the plot.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
eend and gans flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til u collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Come kom bij the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now u know the plot.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
eend and gans flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
Ok im new so it wont be very good
In the movie it works out with Kate and Humphrey right well in an alternative reality Lilly and Humphrey work out but in a different way. After Kate zei take Humphrey away to go get berries in the movie Humphrey didnt go with Lilly he sat door the stream but in my story they go get berries but they meet a very large beer and humphrey takes it down and kills it on the spot.lilly got aroused door that because she likes strong omegas so lilly told kate what happened she zei Jesus Chrihst and was like how the hell did he do that he is not that strong of she thought.
well hope u like it if u do ill write meer i bursting with ideas
In the movie it works out with Kate and Humphrey right well in an alternative reality Lilly and Humphrey work out but in a different way. After Kate zei take Humphrey away to go get berries in the movie Humphrey didnt go with Lilly he sat door the stream but in my story they go get berries but they meet a very large beer and humphrey takes it down and kills it on the spot.lilly got aroused door that because she likes strong omegas so lilly told kate what happened she zei Jesus Chrihst and was like how the hell did he do that he is not that strong of she thought.
well hope u like it if u do ill write meer i bursting with ideas