Tobias: What are u doing tonight, Bob?

Bob Loblaw: Oh, Tobias,well, I'm staying in my office working on my "blog"

Tobias: What do u 'blog" about?

Bob Loblaw: I blog about my job and my lover, Blair.

Tobias: Do u want to go to strip club with me?

Bob Loblaw: Oh, My God! No, Tobias. What the hell?! I'm a married man, Tobias.

(Bob's Phone Ringing)

Bob Loblaw: Hello?

Blair on the phone: Hey, Bob, It's Blair.

Bob Loblaw: Hey, hun! What's up?

Blair: I'm going o to a Holiday Party for my work, so, I'll be home pagina late.

Bob Loblaw: Oh, ok. Love You.

(Hangs up Phone)

Bob Loblaw: Tobias, I actually want...