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posted by slytherin360
1. Refer to other people as "filty mudbloods"

2. Throw away your comb, u won't need it.

3. Practice making your laugh as insane as possible

4. Be prepared to spend your life in Azkaban

5. Get a dark mark tatooed on your arm

6. Constantly explain to people theories about why u think that Voldemort is actually not dead

7. Actually go searching for Voldemort

8. Scream Crucio at numerous muggles and demand information on the whereabouts of voldemort

9. Constantly change the conversation topic to voldemort

10. Insist that people call u "Bella"

11. Stay out of the sun. The paler your skin is, the better...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
Bellatrix timidly stepped into Voldemort's chambers. Her once beautiful face was gaunt and pale, her hair tangled and lustreless. Years in Azkaban had aged her beyond her years.

"My Lord," she whispered, her voice choking with emotion, "It has been far too long." She fell to her knees before him, tears dripping down her face.

"Yes Bella, it has been too long. I hear u were sentenced to life?" His cold voice sent shivers down her spine.

"Yes my Lord, but for you, I would be rotting there now," Bella smiled, "Thank u my Lord."

"I believe in rewarding good behaviour," replied Voldemort, "You...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
BellaTheNutcase said:
Actually, hre it says u ARE a fan of be, but thats beside the point.

I came here to talk to u peafully and everything.

So, first, what do u think should happen??

lol, im not sure how to start a conversation w/ u guys but anyways yah we should talk.

you guys seem pretty pissed at me for some reason, so yeah why i guess?


Lord-Voldemort: We're pissed because u speak of inappriate, unrelated things and you're rude to EVERYONE on the Bella Lestrange Spot. We've asked u countless times to stop and u NEVER listen. I've approached u many times asking u to chose...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
As u well know, our goal was to murder Harry Potter and dispose of the Order of the Pheonix. With the approach of the final 2 movies, I fear that the majority of HP fans will believe us defeated and vanquished, HOWEVER, this movie is a fake. Rowling did not write a story, she wrote a history of Wizarding War and marketed it as a work of fiction. Rowling is a very clever woman and therefore she altered the end so that the "good guys" won the war, when in reality, I won the war. Harry Potter is dead. Please read the Alternate Ending geplaatst door Dawnstalker to find out the truth about the end...
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hallo Guys. Here is A lijst I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get u crucio-ed! Please commentaar and let me know what u think. Thank u to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, u are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. volgende time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to...
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posted by e2mma2weasle3
10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a meer capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; u can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
My loyal Deatheaters,
Harry Potter is destroyed, and now we may focus our attention on the rest of England, and then the world!
I have sent my most faithful Deatheaters out to take control of areas surrounding London, The Lestranges, the Carrows, Mulciber and Yaxley, and soon my rule will span all of Europe!

But first, there is another piece of business to attend to. If I am to remain truly invincible we must take out all that threaten my throne, the pretenders, the blood traitors, the imposters. We will begin with the blood traitors. Bellatrix, Narcissa, we all know that u have some interesting...
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 Bellatrix!
Bellatrix!
This is a poem i wrote about Bellatrix Lestrange. We love her to death and we know that. So i thought to share my first ever poem about her with you.
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The fierce wave of her wand,
And a crackle of laugh,
Titled her evil but the love of our heart

Dare not challenge her,
Faith might favor her,
Giving us another clue not to kruis her

Death eaters are the family,
Playing 'death' is the hobby,
Teasing Mudbloods is the reason to be merry

She's the one luckyPink is writing about,
Ready to hear the name out loud?
Bellatrix Lestrange! Better watch her out!


Thanks everyone who made time to read this.
 Bellatrix Lestrange
Bellatrix Lestrange
posted by BellaLovett
 This pic is Bellatrixally awesome
This pic is Bellatrixally awesome
This is a dictionary of new words of what is called Bellatongue of the Bellatrix language that should be used door those who are obsessed with Bella .. here we go :


Bellatrixing - To behave like Bellatrix

Bellatrixal - To Bellatrix a place of something

Bellatrixally - Describing things in Bellatrixal opinions

Bellatrixfy - To make something like Bellatrix

Bellatrixful - With Bellatrix

Bellatrixless - Without Bellatrix

Bellatrixly - Instead of saying "seriously"

Bellatrixish - To describe a thing that fits Bellatrix

Bellatrixology - The Bellatrix science

Bellatrixologist - A Bellatrix scientist

Bellatrixism - A religion of shipping Bellatrix

Bellatrixian - A Bellatrix shipper

Bellatrixness - The state of being Bellatrixal

Nonbellatrixness - The state of not being Bellatrixal

OMB - Oh My Bella

Bellatongue - This language

Bellamouth - A Bellatongue speaker

Bellaphobia - The fear of Bellatrix
1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I LOVE Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve meer time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....
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1. Only talk to purebloods

2. Tell her u overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"

3. Kill Andromida & Ted,

4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's meer loopy than his parents

5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)

6. Throw a mes at every house elf in sight

7. Wear all black of Slytherin colors

8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else

9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.

10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M





READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up
Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie fans to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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posted by NelenaBlack666
(Here's the first one.
I know. She's supposed to die before him, but let pretend she comes back to life of something and finds out that he is dead (and after a long time to admit it to herself...))

(1)
My Lord...
Come home pagina again.
You have not battled in vain.
Don't leave me alone.
Without you, I cannot hold on,
My Lord...

But if it is the way u want it to be,
If there is nothing to make u stay,
Then, it seems that I have nothing meer to say.
Though, I'd want u to come back to me.
Too much, I miss u already,
My Lord...


I knew not u could be even colder than u were.
Without you, I have no will......
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, u know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I


1. u throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. u wear at least some black every day.

3. u rip your clothes on purpose.

4. u call people u don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. u yell "CRUCIO!" at people when u get mad.

6. u carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" of an "L", u accidentally type out a Bellatrix of a Lestrange instead.

9. u think her birthday should...
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posted by LifesGoodx3
Bellatrix Lestrange was killed on May 2nd, 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.

Bellatrix came from the Black family. They were notorious for believing in blood purity - Bellatrix was no different. She was the epitome of blood-purity and the Death Eaters. She was even labeled the most loyal Death Eater.

Even though her aantal keer bekeken on the world would not give this away, she was very loyal to her family and those she cared for. We know she cared for her sister, Narcissa, from the beginning of the Half Blood Prince. Narcissa wanted to tell Snape of Voldemorts plans, when it was zei that it was not to...
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The mug in the corner of the cell was far from interesting.
.................It didn't move.
It didn't breathe.............It didn't live.
...........All that it did was smell.
It was some sort of coffee.
...................A stupid muggle drink.
...I snorted at the thought.
............The muggles would pay for this act.
It was, after all, their fault that I was even here.
I sank to the floor, pressing my ear against the looking glass propped against my wall.

...........Listened.
..................Waited.
.........................Watched.

Crazy they called me.
.....I was far from it.
..........My mind is...
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s meer to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do u mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call u Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would u describe your relationship with the man known as...
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1.call people that hate bellatrix mudbloods
2.die your hair black
3.get a dark mark.
4.if someone threatens u put your finger to your dark mark.
5.ask random people about voldermorts whereabouts
6.practise cackeling like her
ways to annoy her
1.you say u know where voldermort is and when she asks say some where in the world.
2.stick pics of muggles over her cell in azkaban
3.while she sleeps put potter approved on her forehead.
4.tell her youve been inside her valt in gringotts.
5.say to her voldermort has a meer loyal deatheater than her .
6.always bring up the subjuect about tonks marrieing lupin.
”Avada Kedavra”
And Harry Potter, the boy who lived…died.

But just like Dumbledore had said, he returned to life, though he had to good sense to pretend he was still dead. Lord Voldemort stood at the head of his army of Deatheaters, he sent Narcissa Malfoy to see if Harry still breathed. Narcissa lied to protect her son because she really didn’t care who own anymore, she just wanted to be veilig with her family. The Dark Lord knew that her allegiances no longer lay completely with him, so he sent his forever faithful servant, Bellatrix Lestrange, to bevestig her sister’s observation....
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posted by tsarina13
1. Tell him that u know he didn't really care about Sirius Black

2. Make out with Ginny Weasley right in front of him

3. Tell him he sucks at Quidditch and offer him pointers on how to stay on his broomstick

4. Loudly and in great detail, tell him how much he reminds u of Severus Snape

5. Convince him that it was Dumbledore who invented the Cruciatus Curse

6. Make him believe that he is closely related to Bellatrix Lestrange

7. Convince him that his parents used to be Death Eaters

8. Make him spend a week alone with Bellatrix Lestrange

9. Give him extra private Potions lessons with Professor Snape

10. Convince him that there's been a mistake, and that he really belongs in Slytherin

11. Tell him that if he hadn't been in Gryffindor, Dumbledore wouldn't have died

12. Make him sit through an interview door Rita Skeeter and then have to read the whole thing out loud in front of everybody

13. Make him loudly and publicly insult the Weasley Family