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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) u CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, u look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) u do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first dag of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first dag of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Canada24
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even meer than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this teef that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for meer "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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added by Dreamtime
So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good vrienden (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, of can be bought from the XBox Store....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help u officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. u know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Song: link

Vito: *Runs into a room, and goes down a brand escape*
Pony: *Firing at Vito with a Tommygun*

December 7, 1980. 5:38 PM. Chicagoat.

Vito: *Sees meer ponies following him. He grabs a colt 45, and fires one bullet at each pony as he runs down the stairs towards the street*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as u are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what u THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because u decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! of I WILL SET u ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, u protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favoriete cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favoriete cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. u know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: u do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best quotes of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. u might the only guy I know, to be half eaten door wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid of u get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're meer ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave u all I had....
#10: Batman: Gotham door Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham door Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, u would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character u would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, door the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when u REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than u realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad of as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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added by Dreamtime
#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He zei it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking toon it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top, boven of the list. The things that...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It's one if u want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if u drop a glass bier bottle.. u pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... of there's also the fact...
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare regenboog Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the roze mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! u made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea beer is a large piranha-like vis with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked door one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea beer is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea beer took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea beer then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should u be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now u must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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