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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) u CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, u look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) u do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd u leave the toilet zitplaats, stoel up?
Peele: teef WHY WAS u LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do u even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, u protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favoriete cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favoriete cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. u know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: u do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best quotes of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. u might the only guy I know, to be half eaten door wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid of u get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're meer ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave u all I had....
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and meer than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to toon that children really do give meer of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded door a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare regenboog Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the roze mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! u made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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posted by Canada24
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even meer than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this teef that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for meer "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, of not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first dag working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as u are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what u THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because u decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! of I WILL SET u ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when u REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than u realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad of as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He zei it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking toon it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top, boven of the list. The things that...
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 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't u gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told u when u were in there, of were u so busy playing holier-than-thou u started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) u GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It's one if u want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if u drop a glass bier bottle.. u pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... of there's also the fact...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All u have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favoriete character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: u know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN u DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Canada24
It was zei voted door the only person I knew would vote of care.. so here it is.. The story is very along all together, and techinally still being made.. So this will be in meer than one article:

This is techinally the first Seras was used as a character, and it's the story that inspired me to keep using her in other ones.. Alucard so far is "only" in Demons though...

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I'll start with a seperate MLP story I once did, which ended up involving Brutaloo, who becomes a villain this story.. Plus Liz had a minor role in... I managed...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Sociopath: At times.

Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.

Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.

Jerk Ass: At times
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Not Good with Rejection: appel, apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.

All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.

Crazy...
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