Nate: Aren't u curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do u wear so much purple?

Blair: Dear Son, I know I've always been hard on you—
Chuck: True.
Blair: —but my goal was always to prepare u for this day. To help u go from being a boy to a man.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please. Sadly, there is nothing like the passing of a father to aid in this rite of passage for his son. Ultimately I do feel that I did my job and u are prepared for this volgende chapter of your...