Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares. |
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and... |
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under... |
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Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.
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When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his... |
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When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn&# 39; t sleep. He waits. |
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Chuck Norris dosn't sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can&# 39; t love. He can only not kill. |
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Chuck Norris can't love. He can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill. |
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
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do u know wat killed the dinosaurs the chuck... |
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do u know wat killed the dinosaurs the chuck norrissaurus
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice |
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the... |
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the darkness is afraid of him.
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when chuck norris does push ups he doesn&# 39; push... |
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when chuck norris does push ups he doesn' push himself up he pushes the world dow
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can... |
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris doesn&# 39; t breathe; he holds air... |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air captive.
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Fear of spiders is arachnop- hobia, fear of Chuck... |
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is Logic.
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