Saif Ali Khan : Mujhe apni banale caller tune soniye
Kapil : Monthly 30 Rs Rental kaun dega?

SRK : Jab aap kisi cheez ko puri shiddhat se pane ki koshish karte hain ( remember the dialogue frm Om Shanti Om)
Kapil : Toh who cheez kuch zyadaa hi attitude dikhane lagti hain

Manju : Meri IQ bahut achha hai
Kapil: Chal IQ ka full form bata
Manju: Good question
Kapil: Tu meri zindagi mein IQ?(aayi kyun?)

Kapil: Kaal rat mere sapne mein Kareena Kapoor aye thi.
Palak : Akeli aye hogi.
Kapil: Tujhe kaise pata?
Palak: Saif Ali Khan mere sapno me aye the

Kapil: Exam mein haas ek galat jawab likhne par
Aapka honeymoon...