You know you're a Craig Ferguson fan when...


☠ u know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ u joined Twitter so that u can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ u have flooded Craig's Twitter& emai with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ u spent ages coming up with vragen to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ u have experienced fergasm before.

☠ u were on wolk 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the toon for the first time.

☠ u have kissed (or done something else to...)...