Okay, so I just wrote an artikel called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an artikel about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga --
Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
This artikel is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from meer fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.
I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big fans of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat u in your sleep if u are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a fanpop fangirl...
I stumbled across an Edward Cullen vs. Normal guy artikel a while back and couldn't help thinking "Normal Guy actually sounds a lot nicer to me." So I decided to put my own spin on it and get into what True Love REALLY is. Enjoy!
I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape of form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.
1. She's obsessively in love with a control freak stalker.
Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.
2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.