It was the low grumbling that woke Sasori up so early.
The puppeteer’s dreamy daze – because since he turned himself into a puppet, he didn’t sleep, just fell into deep unconsciousness – was torn apart rather rudely when he heard the grumble.
It was consistent. And loud too.
Sasori blinked his sleep away. Groggily, he tried to sit up, but found he had something heavy on his chest preventing him.
He glanced down, and his vision was invaded with golden blonde.
What the – OH.
Sasori smiled as he lay back down carefully, gently easing his sleeping partner back onto his chest. Deidara stirred...

A straal, ray of bright morning sun break through my thick curtains and onto my face. I moan with exasperation. Oh, great, hm… today is the day.
The dag Danna and I go to capture the Kazekage, the leader of Suna and the carrier of one strong demon, hm. The ‘Akatsuki’ will be pleased with him.
My long blonde hair is unruly and scattered across my face as I sit up. A shelf with a collection of some of my best creations stand to my side, and I smile at it with pleasure. True art, yeah. If only I could blow them up.
“Deidara, u up yet?” the velvety voice of my Danna asks from behind my door.
I...

This is heavy yaoi! Attention!!!

Beep…beep…beep…

Deidara groaned in annoyance, his lovely dream torn apart.

Beep…beep…beep…

Not…happening…he though weakly as he felt himself slipping back into reality. He groaned in frustration, much preferring the shadowy realms of his dreams.

He buried his head deeper in the pillow, refusing to open his eyes.

Beep…beep…beep

UGH! THAT'S IT!

Deidara grabbed the tiny clay spin he always kept near him in case they were attacked while resting for the night. He wrenched his eyes open and threw it at the blasted alarm clock. He pushed his hands together...

“So, did I make myself clear? We meet back here in half an hour.”
“Got it, Danna…”
“And I mean it, u brat. Half an hour.”
Deidara sighed and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “Yes, Danna…” I got it the first time u know, he thought darkly.
Sasori gave him a last glance before striding off.

Deidara gazed after his partner and sighed.
Why?
Why was his partner so goddamn rude to him all the time, treating him like some retarded idiot? That’s Tobi, not me; un…Why was his partner so completely disrespectful? Why was he always frowning with those beautiful red eyes of his?...erm,...