I was out hiking in the woods with a few vrienden of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally spleet, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an uur of so, I sat on a stump, praying that my vrienden would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some vrienden I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a rok that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are u lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do u mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure u can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that u like jumping off cliffs. Are u suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If u hadn't gotten married, would u consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did u marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom u fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would u leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes u love someone, but then u meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: u don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me door the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are u MAD? There's nothing meer powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE u SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit u here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are u ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and u don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could u stand the beer droppings all around? And how u don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch u when u sleep?
Pocahontas: u watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would u ever agree if someone called u a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: door far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an uur of so, I sat on a stump, praying that my vrienden would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some vrienden I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a rok that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are u lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do u mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure u can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that u like jumping off cliffs. Are u suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If u hadn't gotten married, would u consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did u marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom u fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would u leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes u love someone, but then u meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: u don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me door the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are u MAD? There's nothing meer powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE u SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit u here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are u ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and u don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could u stand the beer droppings all around? And how u don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch u when u sleep?
Pocahontas: u watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would u ever agree if someone called u a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: door far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
commentaar if u want more!! :D
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to Disney Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original films that I've never expected to see out. The seconde part will be uploaden once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I commentaar on one pick and other fans wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an artikel to explain meer in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like brand (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, of whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like brand (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, of whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Frozen has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, u can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed meer POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, u can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed meer POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
One of the artikels on my to do lijst and I went with this one because I knew it wouldn't take me too long to make it. Anyway this is my personal opinion on the best Disney Princess singing voice and I have a feeling most will disagree with me but that's kind of something I'm used to.
12.Merida
It turns out that Merida actually does sing in her movie, well sort of. Young Merida sings Noble Maiden Fair with her mother, which is a beautiful song. Now her voice is nice for a little kid but it can't compare to the other voices obviously. Also sorry to break it to u guys but we don't...
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12.Merida
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