The Native American woman was strikingly beautiful and had a mysterious quality about her that couldn't be replicated. She stood proudly at the top, boven of the cliff as leaves swirled around her majestic figure.
"Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," erwt told Conrad.
"Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
"Good thinking," erwt responded. As she and Conrad paddled their vlot closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a kano beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor erwt understood the language they were speaking in.
"How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" erwt was annoyed.
"Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the top, boven of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, erwt couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
"Excuse me!" erwt yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. erwt wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
"Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
"Fine with me," erwt answered.
For about ten minutes, Princess erwt and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and erwt immediately decided she would like to live there.
"But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no food and no clean drinking water."
"Conrad, don't be so stupid," erwt said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and frozen dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on top, boven of this huge tree." As erwt began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The boom came to life and a face appeared in its center.
Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
"Oh, no need for that, child," zei the face in the tree.
Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at erwt and Conrad.
"Pocahontas, I was hoping u would visit today," zei the tree. "Don't be alarmed door these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
"Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" erwt exclaimed.
Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the boom told erwt and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
"My name is Pocahontas," zei the woman.
"Wow, the things u can't do these days door just listening with u heart," erwt was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
"These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
"I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
"I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," zei Conrad.
"Oh," zei Pea. "And what's your name of do we just call u creepy singing tree?"
"I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
"Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do u mind if I call u that? Who was that other girl u were with in the canoe?"
"Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm vrienden with everyone really, even the reiger, heron and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe u two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. u see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
"Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," erwt responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
"He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
"Oh, honey," erwt laughed. "You need to stop doing meth of whatever it is that's giving u these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
"Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the top, boven she stared out at the sky in shock.
"What do u see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
"Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."
(End Of Part 16)
"Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," erwt told Conrad.
"Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
"Good thinking," erwt responded. As she and Conrad paddled their vlot closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a kano beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor erwt understood the language they were speaking in.
"How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" erwt was annoyed.
"Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the top, boven of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, erwt couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
"Excuse me!" erwt yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. erwt wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
"Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
"Fine with me," erwt answered.
For about ten minutes, Princess erwt and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and erwt immediately decided she would like to live there.
"But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no food and no clean drinking water."
"Conrad, don't be so stupid," erwt said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and frozen dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on top, boven of this huge tree." As erwt began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The boom came to life and a face appeared in its center.
Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
"Oh, no need for that, child," zei the face in the tree.
Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at erwt and Conrad.
"Pocahontas, I was hoping u would visit today," zei the tree. "Don't be alarmed door these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
"Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" erwt exclaimed.
Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the boom told erwt and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
"My name is Pocahontas," zei the woman.
"Wow, the things u can't do these days door just listening with u heart," erwt was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
"These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
"I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
"I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," zei Conrad.
"Oh," zei Pea. "And what's your name of do we just call u creepy singing tree?"
"I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
"Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do u mind if I call u that? Who was that other girl u were with in the canoe?"
"Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm vrienden with everyone really, even the reiger, heron and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe u two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. u see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
"Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," erwt responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
"He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
"Oh, honey," erwt laughed. "You need to stop doing meth of whatever it is that's giving u these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
"Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the top, boven she stared out at the sky in shock.
"What do u see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
"Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."
(End Of Part 16)
Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The maand meer popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each maand I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the artikels is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the artikels from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the artikels is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the artikels from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!