#1:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for u Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow compliment of some sort!"
#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, u know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt...
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