Ross- I know! What are the odds! Rach… could could I ask u something…?
Rachel- Of course!
Ross- If u found out u were pregnant in Paris, would u have come back?
Rachel- Of course! It would have been an excuse to come back, I actually didn’t think of staying there long anyway. I know before that I wanted to be successful, but I don’t love fashion as much as I love you.
Ross- Oh, Rach! u love me meer than fashion!? Even Prada and Luis Vuitton and Gucci?!
Rachel-… Don’t tempt me!....Hey, where’s Emma?
Ross- Oh, I put her down for a nap.
Rachel- Good, she needs her sleep, waiting at a hospital can be tiring on anyone. (yawns)
Ross- Go get some sleep, honey. I just got to get a few errands done anyway.
Rachel- Good night.
Monica- Oh I am feeling so much better after a good night’s sleep!
Chandler- Really? Last night, u kept on saying my name in your sleep. Freaked me out, but now I’m glad you’re not possessed!
Monica- That’s weird… I never talk in my sleep… I think…I must have something to do with-(stops herself)
Chandler- With what? Food poisoning?
Monica- YEAh… food poisoning, that reminds me, gotta throw up. (Runs to the bathroom)
Phoebe-Hey Mike, have u noticed anything weird about how Rachel and Monica are acting?
Mike- Like they are keeping a secret all the time?
Phoebe- Exactly! We are always on the right page. I’m glad I picked u to over Joey.
Mike- u considered marrying Joey?
Phoebe- No, but wouldn’t that be weird?
Joey- hallo Ross! Where is the last of your beers? (Rummaging through Ross and Rachel’s fridge)
Ross- We don’t have beer.
Joey- No beer! I thought Rachel kept bier and stuff in the house?
Ross- No.
(Rachel hears Joey and comes into the kitchen)
Rachel- top, boven left, in the crate; it’s not cold though. I’ll get it. (Starts to climb up on the counter)
Ross- Rachel! u shouldn’t be doing that in your condition?
Rachel- Ross!
Joey- What condition?
Ross- I just was saying because she was sick yesterday.
Joey- Ohhh, yeah. Sorry Rach, didn’t mean to make u do whatever it is that’s bad for u that I asked u to do. I kinda forgot what we are talking about- hallo isn’t that mine?
Rachel- What’s yours?
Joey- That thing over there…
Ross- Where? (Looks over and Joey runs off with beer)
Rachel- Well, at least he’s gone. u are totally bad at keeping secrets! (I mean, ‘you shouldn’t do that in your condition’? Everyone knows that means pregnant except for Joey! We were lucky!
Ross- I’m sorry, Rach, for caring too much.
Rachel- I’m sorry, hormones again. I’m gonna go to the doctor this afternoon, your coming right?
Ross- Wouldn’t miss it for the world Rach.
Monica- Hey, I have some great news! (Candlelit avondeten, diner with Chandler)
Chandler- Is it that we can finally have a cat!
Monica- Umm… No, I’m finally pregnant!
Rachel- Of course!
Ross- If u found out u were pregnant in Paris, would u have come back?
Rachel- Of course! It would have been an excuse to come back, I actually didn’t think of staying there long anyway. I know before that I wanted to be successful, but I don’t love fashion as much as I love you.
Ross- Oh, Rach! u love me meer than fashion!? Even Prada and Luis Vuitton and Gucci?!
Rachel-… Don’t tempt me!....Hey, where’s Emma?
Ross- Oh, I put her down for a nap.
Rachel- Good, she needs her sleep, waiting at a hospital can be tiring on anyone. (yawns)
Ross- Go get some sleep, honey. I just got to get a few errands done anyway.
Rachel- Good night.
Monica- Oh I am feeling so much better after a good night’s sleep!
Chandler- Really? Last night, u kept on saying my name in your sleep. Freaked me out, but now I’m glad you’re not possessed!
Monica- That’s weird… I never talk in my sleep… I think…I must have something to do with-(stops herself)
Chandler- With what? Food poisoning?
Monica- YEAh… food poisoning, that reminds me, gotta throw up. (Runs to the bathroom)
Phoebe-Hey Mike, have u noticed anything weird about how Rachel and Monica are acting?
Mike- Like they are keeping a secret all the time?
Phoebe- Exactly! We are always on the right page. I’m glad I picked u to over Joey.
Mike- u considered marrying Joey?
Phoebe- No, but wouldn’t that be weird?
Joey- hallo Ross! Where is the last of your beers? (Rummaging through Ross and Rachel’s fridge)
Ross- We don’t have beer.
Joey- No beer! I thought Rachel kept bier and stuff in the house?
Ross- No.
(Rachel hears Joey and comes into the kitchen)
Rachel- top, boven left, in the crate; it’s not cold though. I’ll get it. (Starts to climb up on the counter)
Ross- Rachel! u shouldn’t be doing that in your condition?
Rachel- Ross!
Joey- What condition?
Ross- I just was saying because she was sick yesterday.
Joey- Ohhh, yeah. Sorry Rach, didn’t mean to make u do whatever it is that’s bad for u that I asked u to do. I kinda forgot what we are talking about- hallo isn’t that mine?
Rachel- What’s yours?
Joey- That thing over there…
Ross- Where? (Looks over and Joey runs off with beer)
Rachel- Well, at least he’s gone. u are totally bad at keeping secrets! (I mean, ‘you shouldn’t do that in your condition’? Everyone knows that means pregnant except for Joey! We were lucky!
Ross- I’m sorry, Rach, for caring too much.
Rachel- I’m sorry, hormones again. I’m gonna go to the doctor this afternoon, your coming right?
Ross- Wouldn’t miss it for the world Rach.
Monica- Hey, I have some great news! (Candlelit avondeten, diner with Chandler)
Chandler- Is it that we can finally have a cat!
Monica- Umm… No, I’m finally pregnant!