So, just to tell you, I didn't make this. I basically copy-pasted it from rnemory on tumblr. All credit goes to him/her.
[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?
[Anna:] Convenient!?
[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face
And then suddenly I bumped into you
[Anna:] u tricked me! u knew
I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase
[Hans] And maybe u were being desperate and didn’t think it through
[Anna:] How dare u …
[Hans:] But through you
[Hans:] I found my place…
[Anna:] u were a fake…
[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Love is a giant bore!
Love is an unfair war!
Love is a dreary chore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] Boo-hoo!
[Anna:] Love should be so much more…
[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy…
[Anna:] What?
[Hans:] u fell for it just like—
[Anna:] give it a rest!
[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!
[Anna:] I’ve never met someone—
[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
[Hans:] You—
[Anna:] And I—
[Hans:] Were—
[Anna:] Just—
[Both:] A story!
[Hans:] Say goodbye…
[Anna:] It’s all lies…
[Hans:] To the pain of the past
I don’t have to feel it anymore!
[Both:]
Love is a cold, dark floor!
Love is a living horror!
Life would be such a snore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!!
[Anna:] With you!!!
[Hans:] With you!!!!
[Both at the same time:]
[Hans:] Love is a royal score…
[Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…
[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.
[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa.
[Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction.
[Anna:] u won’t get away with this.
[Hans:] Oh, I already have.
[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?
[Anna:] Convenient!?
[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face
And then suddenly I bumped into you
[Anna:] u tricked me! u knew
I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase
[Hans] And maybe u were being desperate and didn’t think it through
[Anna:] How dare u …
[Hans:] But through you
[Hans:] I found my place…
[Anna:] u were a fake…
[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Love is a giant bore!
Love is an unfair war!
Love is a dreary chore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] Boo-hoo!
[Anna:] Love should be so much more…
[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy…
[Anna:] What?
[Hans:] u fell for it just like—
[Anna:] give it a rest!
[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!
[Anna:] I’ve never met someone—
[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
[Hans:] You—
[Anna:] And I—
[Hans:] Were—
[Anna:] Just—
[Both:] A story!
[Hans:] Say goodbye…
[Anna:] It’s all lies…
[Hans:] To the pain of the past
I don’t have to feel it anymore!
[Both:]
Love is a cold, dark floor!
Love is a living horror!
Life would be such a snore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!!
[Anna:] With you!!!
[Hans:] With you!!!!
[Both at the same time:]
[Hans:] Love is a royal score…
[Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…
[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.
[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa.
[Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction.
[Anna:] u won’t get away with this.
[Hans:] Oh, I already have.