(Lea Michele logs onto her Facebook page and uploads a video of her. She typed the title, "Lea Michele-'Just Dance' door Lady Gaga". Then she watched the video she uploaded.)
Lea (in video): Hello, Glee fans--and all of my personal fans. My name is Lea Michele and I'm singing "Just Dance" door Lady Gaga. I decided to sing this song because she's a real idol, and this song really gets u to move. So...here we go.
(In the video, Lea begins to sing the song as powerful as she can. door the time the video is finished, a beep comes up on her computer.)
Lea: Must be someone trying to video chat with me. (Lea pulls up the video chat and sees Dianna Agron on her screen.) Oh hey, Dianna.
Dianna: Yeah...about your video--
Lea: I know. It's amazing, isn't it? That's awfully nice coming from you.
Dianna: Actually, I wasn't going to say that. I was actually gonna say that I hope Ryan doesn't give u another solo this season.
Lea (disappointed): Why?
(Just then Kevin McHale, Heather Morris, and Mark Salling toon up on her computer screen.)
Mark: I agree with her, actually. If they're gonna put that song on 'Glee', they might as well give it to Heather and Kevin's characters.
Lea: Of course you'd say that. Your character hates my character. And that makes u wanna hate me more.
Heather: Okay, I don't get what she said.
Kevin: Me neither.
Dianna: What about Quinn? The only song she took part in was that mash-up that New Directions had in the last episode.
Kevin: True.
(Both Amber Riley and Naya Rivera toon up on the screen.)
Lea: Did u come here to tell me to not get anymore songs? I'm starting to get sick of both of your characters, honestly.
Amber: I wasn't even coming to talk about that. I'm just mad that my character isn't positively improving at all. Ryan Murphy just wants me to look like a teef on national television.
Naya: Yeah, the same with me. I don't want to be a whore-ish lesbian.
Heather: But didn't u say u love me?
Naya: That was when I was in character, remember?
Heather: So explain to me why u left a note in my inbox, asking to watch that Valentine's dag movie and kiss under the moonlight.
(Silence.)
Naya (stutters): W...what?
Kevin: Oh, hell no. Heya's getting intimate tonight! Yeah, baby!
Naya: Shut the f*ck up!
Lea: Just admit it, Naya. u weren't in character when u sent her that!
Naya: And how about u admit to Ryan that you're the same pelican-mouth teef Rachel is.
Dianna (scoffs): She got u there, Lea.
Mark: Oh sh*t. There's gonna be a teef fight.
Lea: Naya, you're sounding a little like Santana now. u need to chill down a little. Take some chill pills, put some ice on your head--do something! And Dianna, u need to shut up. All of u are turning into bitches on 'Glee' anyway! It's not me!
Dianna: What makes u think that?
Lea: Think about it. Dianna, your character dated a skateboarder, like, 32 years older than she is, and dyed her hair! Add the smoking part to it and u get a prostitute!
Dianna's Thoughts: Crap...
Lea: And u two, Amber and Naya, you're pretty much the biggest bitches on 'Glee'! I'm surprised you're able to keep your legs closed, Naya. And Amber, it looks as if you've never taken the in on out because boys would look at you, and think you're as trashed as that fat, pregnant girl from 'Precious'!
Amber: What the hell did you--
Lea (mocking Amber's voice): What the hell did you--(goes back to being mad) u need to shut the f*ck up!
Mark: Lea, you're being mean.
Lea: u shut up, too, Mark. At least when I had a crush on Matthew Morrison's character, I didn't do mouth-to-mouth.
Mark: Damn, u shouldn't have...
Lea: u shouldn't have zei anything.
Heather: This is so sexy of Lea, isn't it?
Lea: u know what, screw all of you. I'm logging out!
(Lea logs off her Facebook page, leaving everyone staring at their screens. Then Cory Monteith logs on and turns his video chat on.)
Cory: Is Lea online? She left her thongs over in my trailer.
Everyone (except Heather): What?!
Heather: No, but you'll definitely see mine over there in just a few minutes.
Well, here's my first special for my Glee story. I hope u liked it. :)
Lea (in video): Hello, Glee fans--and all of my personal fans. My name is Lea Michele and I'm singing "Just Dance" door Lady Gaga. I decided to sing this song because she's a real idol, and this song really gets u to move. So...here we go.
(In the video, Lea begins to sing the song as powerful as she can. door the time the video is finished, a beep comes up on her computer.)
Lea: Must be someone trying to video chat with me. (Lea pulls up the video chat and sees Dianna Agron on her screen.) Oh hey, Dianna.
Dianna: Yeah...about your video--
Lea: I know. It's amazing, isn't it? That's awfully nice coming from you.
Dianna: Actually, I wasn't going to say that. I was actually gonna say that I hope Ryan doesn't give u another solo this season.
Lea (disappointed): Why?
(Just then Kevin McHale, Heather Morris, and Mark Salling toon up on her computer screen.)
Mark: I agree with her, actually. If they're gonna put that song on 'Glee', they might as well give it to Heather and Kevin's characters.
Lea: Of course you'd say that. Your character hates my character. And that makes u wanna hate me more.
Heather: Okay, I don't get what she said.
Kevin: Me neither.
Dianna: What about Quinn? The only song she took part in was that mash-up that New Directions had in the last episode.
Kevin: True.
(Both Amber Riley and Naya Rivera toon up on the screen.)
Lea: Did u come here to tell me to not get anymore songs? I'm starting to get sick of both of your characters, honestly.
Amber: I wasn't even coming to talk about that. I'm just mad that my character isn't positively improving at all. Ryan Murphy just wants me to look like a teef on national television.
Naya: Yeah, the same with me. I don't want to be a whore-ish lesbian.
Heather: But didn't u say u love me?
Naya: That was when I was in character, remember?
Heather: So explain to me why u left a note in my inbox, asking to watch that Valentine's dag movie and kiss under the moonlight.
(Silence.)
Naya (stutters): W...what?
Kevin: Oh, hell no. Heya's getting intimate tonight! Yeah, baby!
Naya: Shut the f*ck up!
Lea: Just admit it, Naya. u weren't in character when u sent her that!
Naya: And how about u admit to Ryan that you're the same pelican-mouth teef Rachel is.
Dianna (scoffs): She got u there, Lea.
Mark: Oh sh*t. There's gonna be a teef fight.
Lea: Naya, you're sounding a little like Santana now. u need to chill down a little. Take some chill pills, put some ice on your head--do something! And Dianna, u need to shut up. All of u are turning into bitches on 'Glee' anyway! It's not me!
Dianna: What makes u think that?
Lea: Think about it. Dianna, your character dated a skateboarder, like, 32 years older than she is, and dyed her hair! Add the smoking part to it and u get a prostitute!
Dianna's Thoughts: Crap...
Lea: And u two, Amber and Naya, you're pretty much the biggest bitches on 'Glee'! I'm surprised you're able to keep your legs closed, Naya. And Amber, it looks as if you've never taken the in on out because boys would look at you, and think you're as trashed as that fat, pregnant girl from 'Precious'!
Amber: What the hell did you--
Lea (mocking Amber's voice): What the hell did you--(goes back to being mad) u need to shut the f*ck up!
Mark: Lea, you're being mean.
Lea: u shut up, too, Mark. At least when I had a crush on Matthew Morrison's character, I didn't do mouth-to-mouth.
Mark: Damn, u shouldn't have...
Lea: u shouldn't have zei anything.
Heather: This is so sexy of Lea, isn't it?
Lea: u know what, screw all of you. I'm logging out!
(Lea logs off her Facebook page, leaving everyone staring at their screens. Then Cory Monteith logs on and turns his video chat on.)
Cory: Is Lea online? She left her thongs over in my trailer.
Everyone (except Heather): What?!
Heather: No, but you'll definitely see mine over there in just a few minutes.
Well, here's my first special for my Glee story. I hope u liked it. :)
Kurt is a wonderful character, my favuorite character from the series. He shows alot of courage throughout the series and he dosent care what people say. He always speaks his mind and is and indipendant person. He may be gay, but that makes no difference to who we are, and people need to exept that. Kurt represents the gay community and is proud of it. Anyone who has other thoughts about how kurt dresses of speaks needs to look at there output on the world. It is important that our media has characters like kurt and that we need to be shown that people like kurt are no different than us, And that is why KURT ROCKS!!!
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
The 38-year-old singer and actress is expected to appear in the back nine episodes of the first season and would play the coach to rival glee club Vocal Adrenaline.
Idina’s Wicked co-star, Kristin Chenoweth, also appeared on Glee earlier in the season, playing a down-on-her-luck singer with a penchant for drinking.
Glee’s fall finale is TONIGHT at 9/8c on vos, fox and will return on April 13, 2010 after American Idol finishes its run.
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