1."STUPID NATURE FREAKS!!!Just give me a couple of porkchops of a live cow,and stay out of my life!"cried Grover.
2."I AM AN IDIOT!I am so dim-witted and inferior to you!I bow down to your great intelligiance!I DEMAND A WEDGIE FROM YOUR SERVANTS!!!"cried Annabeth bowing down to Percy,and the entire Hermes cabin.
3."I wish I was meer like Nico,he's so emo and cool! "said Percy.
4."Oh Poseidon,I am unworthy to be in your presence!"cried Athena.
5.Tyson sat door the Poseidon cabine reading a book with Einstein on the cover,"Hmm,what does p equal?"He wondered.
6."Stupid stuck up "heroes",I mean,you always...

1)You take ALOT of personality kwissen to see who's your greek parent.
2)Your in love with one of the fictional characters of both Camp Half-blood series.
3)Your notebook is filled with drawings of half-blood characters.
4)You've joined at least 10 Camp Half-blood
related clubs.
5)You constantly tell your vrienden and siblings
how great the series is and how AWESOME half-bloods are that they feel like punching u in the face.(If they haven't read the books)
6)Ever since u read the Camp Half-Blood books,
you decided to dress up as a half-blood every jaar for Halloween until u run out of people.
7)You've...