Is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named back?
On the 16 of August, at midnight, Harry Potter saw visions of You-Know-Who coming back, alive. We couldn't believe it, and we went straight to the sorce to do an interview.
Bob (Interviewer): So Harry, what was your vision like?
Harry: Well, I saw Voldemort, I mean he was making... a potion
Bob: Of what?
Harry: I don't know.
Bob: Why aren't u at Hogwarts?
Harry: That's kinda off topic...
This has been a Quibbler interview.
˙ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 01 ˙ʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ suoıʇod ¡uıʍ oʇ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ ʇsɐɟ sɐ sʇuɐıpǝɹƃuı ǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ uı xıɯ ¡ǝɯɐƃ pɹɐoq uoɹplnoɔ ¡ʍǝu
ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 001 ¡ǝƃunoʇǝlsɹɐd ʞɐǝds oʇ uɹɐǝl puɐ 'ƃuıʎɐs ǝɹɐ sǝʞɐus ʇɐɥʍ ɹɐǝɥ ¡ɹǝʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝʞɐus ¡ʍǝu
On the 16 of August, at midnight, Harry Potter saw visions of You-Know-Who coming back, alive. We couldn't believe it, and we went straight to the sorce to do an interview.
Bob (Interviewer): So Harry, what was your vision like?
Harry: Well, I saw Voldemort, I mean he was making... a potion
Bob: Of what?
Harry: I don't know.
Bob: Why aren't u at Hogwarts?
Harry: That's kinda off topic...
This has been a Quibbler interview.
˙ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 01 ˙ʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ suoıʇod ¡uıʍ oʇ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ ʇsɐɟ sɐ sʇuɐıpǝɹƃuı ǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ uı xıɯ ¡ǝɯɐƃ pɹɐoq uoɹplnoɔ ¡ʍǝu
ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 001 ¡ǝƃunoʇǝlsɹɐd ʞɐǝds oʇ uɹɐǝl puɐ 'ƃuıʎɐs ǝɹɐ sǝʞɐus ʇɐɥʍ ɹɐǝɥ ¡ɹǝʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝʞɐus ¡ʍǝu
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The History of melk and Other Potions
Milk, as u know, was found door wizards. It all started when a wizard named Jonas Milk, who made a bone strengthening potion. He was finishing the potion, when he had to attend a wedding. His butler took the potion, tasted it, and sold it. Luckily, melk left out the final ingrediant, if he finished it, the wizarding world would be in peril.
˙ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ʇɹoɯǝpןoʌ ʍɐs ǝɥs ɟı 'op pןnoʍ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ uoıʇɔıɟ ǝpɐɯuɐɟ ɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇıpǝ ʇxǝu ɹno uı
¡uoıʇɔıɟ uɐɟ
¡suoǝןןɐb 03 ʎןuo ¡sɹoןoɔ puɐ sǝzıs ןןɐ ¡ǝןɐs ɹoɟ sǝɯoub uǝpɹɐb
¡ǝɯoub ɐ ʎnq
The History of melk and Other Potions
Milk, as u know, was found door wizards. It all started when a wizard named Jonas Milk, who made a bone strengthening potion. He was finishing the potion, when he had to attend a wedding. His butler took the potion, tasted it, and sold it. Luckily, melk left out the final ingrediant, if he finished it, the wizarding world would be in peril.
˙ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ʇɹoɯǝpןoʌ ʍɐs ǝɥs ɟı 'op pןnoʍ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ uoıʇɔıɟ ǝpɐɯuɐɟ ɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇıpǝ ʇxǝu ɹno uı
¡uoıʇɔıɟ uɐɟ
¡suoǝןןɐb 03 ʎןuo ¡sɹoןoɔ puɐ sǝzıs ןןɐ ¡ǝןɐs ɹoɟ sǝɯoub uǝpɹɐb
¡ǝɯoub ɐ ʎnq