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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Is all our company here?

You were best to call them generally, man door man,
according to the script.

Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...
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Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a slash fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written door me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...
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posted by vanillaicecream
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The volgende time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...
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posted by SarahRabbit16
I know that this artikel may rise controversy, but whatever. Harry Potter is better than twilight. Stephenie Meyer didn't become the first billionaire simply door writing books; J.K. Rowling did!!! Harry Potter is just more....just meer in every sense. u see, I have read both series-the "twilight" saga as well as the "Harry Potter and..." series. I love them both. But I have read Harry Potter since I was in elementary school, so I'm sorry that Harry Potter rules in taking over my life and making me squeal with excitement. The twilight saga has made me squeal with delight as well, but not as...
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Soft Harry Potters fans will expierience:

1. u will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..

2. u will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.

3. u would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.

4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!

Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:

1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.

2. u will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.

3. u will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects

4. u would have read the whole series meer than three times. Ditto films.

5. u can quote long passages off door heart.

So dahlings, see if u have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic of a just a plain fan. :)
AFTER eight years as the boy wizard, Daniel Radcliffe speaks tells Charles Miranda and Lachlan Cartwright why he still loves Harry Potter.

HIS last film may have entertained millions of fans worldwide and grossed meer than $1 billion, but don't for a moment mention the word blockbuster to Daniel Radcliffe.

"I hate that word so much,'' the 19-year-old actor says.

"Blockbusters - it's horrible because u think of this week's blockbusters, but it's just crap and it makes it sound like another action movie of just some other crowd pleaser.''

Blockbuster of not, in July the British actor will appear...
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Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD door releasing 1000 balloons over London today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!

Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release datum of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All fans in the US can look vooruit, voorwaarts to getting a copy on that day.
posted by BellaCullen96
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. . . . And when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. . . . Except him, that is.

8. The volgende time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless...
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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if u can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your dag been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone...
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u need to stop reading HBP when u . . .

1. Are still wearing black in mourning.

2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone u know is listed in the Obituary.

3. . . . Don't explain yourself when they ask who died.

4. Repeatedly meld to the police that u know where Snape is hiding.

5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket . . . the cup . . . the snake . . . something of Gryffindor of Ravenclaw's . . ."

6. Practice nonverbal spells.

7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is.

8. Try to Apparate and insist that u just need to get...
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall zei that her globaal, algemene OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When u ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells u it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are u so upset? I thought u valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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Goblet of brand Excerpts

"We should get a verplaats on, u know...ask someone. He's right. We don't want to end up with a pair of trolls."
Hermione let out a sputter of indignation.
"A pair of...what, excuse me?"
"Well -- u know," zei Ron, shrugging. "I'd rather go alone than with -- with Eloise Midgen, say."
"Her acne's loads better lately -- and she's really nice!"
"Her nose is off-center," zei Ron.
"Oh I see," Hermione said, bristling. "So basically, you're going to take the best-looking girl who'll have you, even if she's completely horrible?"
"Er -- yeah, that sounds about right," zei Ron.
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posted by FloCircle
The Fidelius Charm is a powerful charm that is central to the Harry Potter tale. In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Professor Flitwick tells us the charm is:

"an immensely complex spell ... involving the magical concealment of a secret inside a living soul. The information is hidden inside the chosen person, of Secret-Keeper, and is henceforth impossible to find -- unless, of course, the Secret-Keeper chooses to divulge it." (PoA pg 205/152)

J.K. Rowling gave us further information on the how the Fidelius Charm works. In a veelgestelde vragen enquête on her official site, she says:

When a Secret-Keeper...
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Ginevra Molly Weasley:

- Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies for several years.
- Later she became the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.
- J.K. Rowling has zei that Ginny beat Cho in Quidditch door catching the Snitch right in front of her to toon that Ginny was moe worthy of Harry than Cho.
- Many of Ginny's movements are described as being catlike, but her personality doesn't reflect her actions, since her Patronus is a horse and not a cat.

Fred Weasley:

- Fred was born on April 1st, April Fool's Day.
- After Fred's death, his brother George named...
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posted by piperpayton22
ok woah the book was awesome i finished over the weekend there are so many things i want to know and one is a really big one is what made ahrry come bakc to life cuz i dont get that so and to the others that wrote things before the book came out they did a really good job on guessing like the person who zei the scar was a horicinx cuz they were right so i also want to know who is victiore she is in the epigoue snogging teddy lupin so and the cousin of someone so oh and who killed the snake cuz harry told neville to do it if something bad happened and when voldy put the boddy nears his feet...
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***WARNING: Spoilers for all 7 books***

Dear wizard of the future-

If you're reading this, I presume u studied History of Magic at Hogwarts of some other Wizarding institution. u have studied the seconde wizarding war, and u will have heard about me. Allow me to introduce myself- my name is Tom Riddle, and I am attempting to change the Wizarding World for the better- although if u are reading this, I was unsuccessful and am no longer here. What I tell u today will completely change your perception of everything that happened during that time.

My story starts, as u are aware, at the...
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posted by LowriLorenza89
1. I feel that Hermione, Draco and Snape are all over-rated.

2. I feel that Ginny is under-rated and gets way too much hate.

3. I feel that a majority of the fans lack any empathy of understanding toward Cho. Give the girl a break. Her boyfriend was murdered. How would u react in such a scenario?

4. I sometimes feel like I'm the only fan in this club who didn't really have a crush on any of the characters of their actors.

5. I ship the majority of couples in this fandom simply because they're canon and I have no reason to dislike them.

6. I sometimes feel like the pairing wars within the fandom...
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As a groundbreaking expedition begins in the Antarctic, pop-up penguins have been spotted from London to Seoul, Buenos Aires to Sydney, and Johannesburg to Washington DC, marching for an Antarctic Ocean Sanctuary.

The striking geometric sculptures have appeared door national landmarks across the globe, on local transport, and traveling to the Antarctic with suitcases in hand, including door the White House, Buenos Aires’ colorful Boca district, Sydney Opera House, and the Sagrada Família in Barcelona. One of the penguins even put on a Harry Potter scarf at the famous Platform 9 3/4 which in the book is located at Kings kruis Station in London.

The fun pics can be seen on this website: link
Hi everyone, since the release of the book here in Malaysia a couple of weeks ago. Here are my thoughts and why I'm excited to get the soft cover copy of the book soon, as well as my expectations.

The Characters

Okay, since the characters are the same. Despite that it's set several years after the events of the Deathly Hallows, it also features Harry's seconde son, Albus in it and will continue the Potter bloodline in the story.
I am very happy that the majority of the old characters, including Harry, Ron and Hermione are all back. Not to forget, Draco Malfoy, Harry's nemesis and his son too,...
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(Countdown) Harry Potter Couples acording to Fanpop

16-Bellatrix and Rodolhpus: they are the least favoriete of fans because they don't actually even talk to each other inside the story and is a loveless marriage ,the only in the lijst to be that way

15-Petunia and Vernon: while they love each other and care about their son,they being horrible and nasty people didn't let them have a higher place in the lijst and as a couple if it weren't for the dememtors Dudley would had grow up to be an even worse person than they are

14-Percy and Audrey: the only we know about them is that they have two girls,we...
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