Evana Lynch Catsuit

1) Ask him if u can go to his and Pansy wedding

2)Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like

3)Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy

4)Tell everyone that he likes to take pictures of Luna Lovegood

5)On his birthday send him a red and goud dress and say it was from snape

6)Announce to the entire school that he sleeps with a roze unicorn. While doing this, produce a tattered one from your cloak
7)Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him around.

8) Go up to him & tell him that there is a killer on the loose in the school and they are killing anyone named Draco!

9) Ask him how's...

QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that u should rule the world, I think boeken
are a thrill!
Sipping thee door the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And u have no friends, hallo thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT &...

Chapter 7: First dag of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well meer like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much meer
important! u really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Harry potter in a shopping centre nursery.
The Dursleys parked their car in the shopping centre and walked in, both discussing what to do with their nephew Harry Potter who was only four years old.
"We could put him in that nursery they've got in here" suggested Aunt petunia. Their four jaar old son Dudley was screaming.
"I WANT AN ICECREAM WAAAHHHH". Aunt petunia knelt down to Dudley's level and put her hands on his shoulders.
"Don't worry sweetums, Mummsey will get u an icecream". Dudley wiped his snotty nose all over Uncle Vernon's trousers.
"Little tike" he chuckled lifting up Dudley onto...

Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the dag they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his jaar in there but focuses on the dag they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...

1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid vraag no matter what answer he gives.

2) Follow him around chanting, “Who stal the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus stal the cookie from the cookie jar!"

3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.

4) Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.

5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell u where babies come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking u seriously.

6) Whenever...