Could Cuddy have a double life? Hell yea (:C
House was bored as hell at home. Wilson’s is on some conference in Europe, there’s nothing on tv, and most importantly, his fridge was empty. He decided to go somewhere wild: the striptease club. Yes that’s what he needed right now: real fun. He collected his things, keys to his motorbike and slowly made his way to the club. After half and uur of driving he was standing in front of the best strip clubs in New Jersey. The loud muziek and red color tempting him, inviting him. He looked if noone was looking and walked into the club. He could already see some gorgeous girls doing pole dances for horny guys. He wasn’t just a horny guy, like everybody else. HE thought of it as an art., a really hard thing to do physically. So he looked at the girls admiringly and sat close to the scene. He called the bar girl and ordered a drink, and the best stripper in the place. The girl smiled seductively at him and walked away. House was preparing himself for best show. The lights turned off, and the muziek changed. Suddenly a flash of white light exposed a girl in her underwear, tie and a hat on top. She was dressed in black and white. Slowly she made her way to the front of the scene, the lights blinding her. House could’ve swore he’d seen this ezel before.
‘Oh My GOD’ his mind screamed.
‘It couldn’t be..could it..Cuddy?’
‘And here’s Elisavet’ the voice zei enthusiastically’ our best dancer, and the hottest woman in new Jersey’
‘And probably the oldest stripper in the world’ House chuckled quietly.
The woman took off the hat, so House had no doubt that it was the dean of the medicine dancing in front of him. He was glad the lights were flashing into her eyes, so she couldn’t recognize him. She began her show, climbing up the pole, and smoothly making her thing on it. House couldn’t believe what that woman was capable of. Well, first of all. Lisa being stripper and POLE dancer? He couldn’t believe his eyes. Slowly the woman approached him to perform a special lap dance. House couldn’t wait for her reaction. So he sat there, waiting for here to be there only for him. She shook her ezel in front of his head, and slowly, teasingly sat on his lap, and begun teasing his growing erection. She turned around facing him.
‘Oh My God, NO, what are you-?’ she tried to jump off him, covering herself, but he stopped.
‘Well, well, well. I don’t even know who u are anymore, DOCTOR Cuddy’ he stressed the word doctor.
Cuddy threw her arms around him, and hugged him
‘What are u doing?’
‘You can’t see me like that’ she zei unsurely, tears in her eyes.
‘Hey, hey, Lisa..It’s okay, everyone wants to have fun sometimes, there’s nothing to be ashamed of’ he tried to calm her down, feeling that she’s begun to shake.
‘Yea right, now I am going to have no life, right?’ she zei wiping away the single tear rolling down her cheek.
House grinned, but seeing her expression, his face softened
‘Cuddy, calm down. Let’s get out of here’ He zei standing up, and giving her his shirt, so she could cover herself in front of him. As they walked out, the bartender winked at them and smiled.
As they got out House put his arm around Cuddy, which she quickly pushed off.
‘I am not a whore House, and u are drunk. Let’s get u home, wait for me’ She zei running for her clothes.
House stood door his motorbike and played with the keys. When She got back she sat on the drivers place, making House anxious.
‘Get on the bike’ She ordered. He wasn’t sure what he was doing but listened to her anyway. He put his arms around her tiny body as she drove him home.
‘Now, I have something to be ashamed of. Woman was driving me home pagina on my OWN motorbike’ he shouted into her ear as they were driving fast.
‘Shut up’ She grinned.
‘Let it be our little secret’ she zei ‘ u will never tell anyone, under any circumstances about my little... hobby, and I will not say a word about driving u home? Deal?’
‘deaaaaaaaal’ he yawned hugging her closer to him ‘ but..’
‘no “buts” House’ she zei firmly.
‘sleep with me’ he asked
‘whoa, that was gentle.’ She zei a little bit shocked,
‘but you’re so hooooooot, and u can dance!’ he screamed into her ear. She only grinned, seeing the effect she had on him.
‘no’ she zei calmly, as they were reaching his house.
She helped him off the bike and walked him home. She opened the door for him and pushed him in, but he turned back to look at her.
‘You look gorgeous’ he zei drunkely.
‘Right, tell me this when you’re sober. Night House’
‘Night Elisaveta’ he yawned, as she closed the door. She sighed and slowly made her way home.
House was bored as hell at home. Wilson’s is on some conference in Europe, there’s nothing on tv, and most importantly, his fridge was empty. He decided to go somewhere wild: the striptease club. Yes that’s what he needed right now: real fun. He collected his things, keys to his motorbike and slowly made his way to the club. After half and uur of driving he was standing in front of the best strip clubs in New Jersey. The loud muziek and red color tempting him, inviting him. He looked if noone was looking and walked into the club. He could already see some gorgeous girls doing pole dances for horny guys. He wasn’t just a horny guy, like everybody else. HE thought of it as an art., a really hard thing to do physically. So he looked at the girls admiringly and sat close to the scene. He called the bar girl and ordered a drink, and the best stripper in the place. The girl smiled seductively at him and walked away. House was preparing himself for best show. The lights turned off, and the muziek changed. Suddenly a flash of white light exposed a girl in her underwear, tie and a hat on top. She was dressed in black and white. Slowly she made her way to the front of the scene, the lights blinding her. House could’ve swore he’d seen this ezel before.
‘Oh My GOD’ his mind screamed.
‘It couldn’t be..could it..Cuddy?’
‘And here’s Elisavet’ the voice zei enthusiastically’ our best dancer, and the hottest woman in new Jersey’
‘And probably the oldest stripper in the world’ House chuckled quietly.
The woman took off the hat, so House had no doubt that it was the dean of the medicine dancing in front of him. He was glad the lights were flashing into her eyes, so she couldn’t recognize him. She began her show, climbing up the pole, and smoothly making her thing on it. House couldn’t believe what that woman was capable of. Well, first of all. Lisa being stripper and POLE dancer? He couldn’t believe his eyes. Slowly the woman approached him to perform a special lap dance. House couldn’t wait for her reaction. So he sat there, waiting for here to be there only for him. She shook her ezel in front of his head, and slowly, teasingly sat on his lap, and begun teasing his growing erection. She turned around facing him.
‘Oh My God, NO, what are you-?’ she tried to jump off him, covering herself, but he stopped.
‘Well, well, well. I don’t even know who u are anymore, DOCTOR Cuddy’ he stressed the word doctor.
Cuddy threw her arms around him, and hugged him
‘What are u doing?’
‘You can’t see me like that’ she zei unsurely, tears in her eyes.
‘Hey, hey, Lisa..It’s okay, everyone wants to have fun sometimes, there’s nothing to be ashamed of’ he tried to calm her down, feeling that she’s begun to shake.
‘Yea right, now I am going to have no life, right?’ she zei wiping away the single tear rolling down her cheek.
House grinned, but seeing her expression, his face softened
‘Cuddy, calm down. Let’s get out of here’ He zei standing up, and giving her his shirt, so she could cover herself in front of him. As they walked out, the bartender winked at them and smiled.
As they got out House put his arm around Cuddy, which she quickly pushed off.
‘I am not a whore House, and u are drunk. Let’s get u home, wait for me’ She zei running for her clothes.
House stood door his motorbike and played with the keys. When She got back she sat on the drivers place, making House anxious.
‘Get on the bike’ She ordered. He wasn’t sure what he was doing but listened to her anyway. He put his arms around her tiny body as she drove him home.
‘Now, I have something to be ashamed of. Woman was driving me home pagina on my OWN motorbike’ he shouted into her ear as they were driving fast.
‘Shut up’ She grinned.
‘Let it be our little secret’ she zei ‘ u will never tell anyone, under any circumstances about my little... hobby, and I will not say a word about driving u home? Deal?’
‘deaaaaaaaal’ he yawned hugging her closer to him ‘ but..’
‘no “buts” House’ she zei firmly.
‘sleep with me’ he asked
‘whoa, that was gentle.’ She zei a little bit shocked,
‘but you’re so hooooooot, and u can dance!’ he screamed into her ear. She only grinned, seeing the effect she had on him.
‘no’ she zei calmly, as they were reaching his house.
She helped him off the bike and walked him home. She opened the door for him and pushed him in, but he turned back to look at her.
‘You look gorgeous’ he zei drunkely.
‘Right, tell me this when you’re sober. Night House’
‘Night Elisaveta’ he yawned, as she closed the door. She sighed and slowly made her way home.