They left emmediatley, running through the halls and out into their cars. “Lisa, what is going on?” He asked once she had gotten him on the road. “My m-mom she-I was talking and-there was nothing-and then-dad.” She cried. “Ok, ok, ok.” He rubbed her back while driving to the airport. “I’ve texted everyone telling them that today was canceled.” She zei wipping the running mascara and cleaning her face up. He was worried about her and her mother.
They made it to the airport and got firstclass tickets that were open…luckily. It was set to leave in 20 min and security went quick because they had no luggage. They sat in the terminal seats waiting because they had 10 minuten left. He went and got them some coffee and her a hoofdkussen, kussen for the flight. When he came back she was on the phone with someone so he sat quietly and set the coffee volgende to her.
“Ok. Thankyou. Bye.” She zei and closed her phone. “What’s happeneding?” He asked curious. “My mom had a minor hart-, hart attack while we were on the phone. She was rushed to the hospital and they have her stabalized now. That was her doctor on the phone just now. She zei that she’s going to be fine. Oddly though, she had the hart-, hart attack just after I told her the news.” She sighed and took the coffee form him. “How old is your mother now? I’m not calling her old of anything but for her age I’m sure she’s prone to hart-, hart attacks. In other words, I don’t think u gave your mother a hart-, hart attack.” He zei trying to lighten the mood. “Thankyou. I guess all that matters is that she will be ok.” She zei as he wrapped his arms around her.
Just then a girl that looked about 14 of 15 sat in the zitplaats, stoel empty volgende to Hugh. They didn’t think anything of it other than all the other sits were filled and she took the only open one. The girl was dressed very maturley for her age. She wore skinny jeans with a teeshirt and some red stellettos that Lisa favored very much. The girl was alone and had a neck tie around her neck that was a way of identification to the airline people letting them know she was traveling alone. The girl pulled out her iPod and cell phone and listened to muziek and texted like a typical teenager. Lisa’s cell phone went off and she pulled it out and realized she had a text:
I know who u r
Lisa found this very creepy.
Who the hell is this?!
She texted back.
I’m the teenager sitting volgende to Hugh.
Lisa’s eyes grew big and she was just about to freak out.
Don’t freak out. I just thaught that introducing myself over the phone would be meer convinient for you. If I had come up to u screaming like a fangirl and asking u for an autograph it would have attracted a crowd.
The girl was smart. Lisa was now calming down but was still a little freaked. “Hugh can we switch seats?” She asked Hugh. “Sure” They switched.
“How did u get my phone number?!” Lisa asked quietly but fiercly. “I have connections.” The girl replied with a smile. “Are u a stalker of something?” Lisa asked. “…yeah. I guess I am. I actually was just on my way back from stalking you. See.” The girl zei pulling out her camera and tonen her a bunch of pictures of Lisa and Hugh. Lisa’s mouth dropped open when she saw them. “I didn’t even see you…anyone for that matter.” She said. “I am a very skilled stalker.” The girl chuckled. “I think I need to call the cops.” Lisa zei not joking at all. “I’m Sarah. Sarah Mancuso. I am simply a silly fangirl who is overly obcessed with u and Hugh. Nice to see u two together finally.” Sarah zei putting her iPod away.
“You alright?” Hugh asked Lisa noticing she was talking to the stranger. “Yeah fine. How much time do we have?” She asked. “About 5 minutes.” He replied staring at Sarah curiously. “Hi, Sarah Mancuso.” She greeted. “Can we talk privatley?” Lisa suggested to both of them. Hugh gave her a strange look and follwed her. They all met in the women’s bathroom. “I can’t stay in here.” He zei wondering what the hell they were doing. “Look. What do u want from us?” Lisa asked Sarah. “Well…a picture and an autograph would be nice.” Sarah zei fastly. “Who is this?” He asked confused. “Sarah is our own little stalker. She aparentley has been stalking us for the past couple of days. Taking pictures eveyrwhere we go.” Lisa explained. “And going through your garbage.” The girl added.
Hugh stood there confused. “…ok…” He was now fully confused and a little freaked. “Look u have about 3 minuten left before u have to load on that plane. u can either find out why I have all this information and give me what I want of u can go on knowing I’m stalking u but not knowing why.” Sarah offered. “Fine. Be quick.” Lisa said. “Flight 169 now boarding. Flight 169 now boarding.” Came the loud speaker. “We have to go.” He zei grabbing Lisa’a arm. “I’ll come with.” Sarah zei as she walked with them. “What?!” Lisa was hoping she didn’t have the same flight. “I have the same flight. When I hacked into your cell I saw where u were going so I changed my flight.” Sarah zei as they all grabbed their stuff. “You are frigan insane. Thank God we have first class.” Lisa exhaled. “I know right. I hate the seats in coach.” The stalker replied. “What? C’mon. u have got to be kidding me!” They all gave their tickets to the lady boarding them.
“Ms. Edelstein. u are in first class row 2 on the right and 2nd zitplaats, stoel in.” The flight attendant directed Lisa where she is to sit. “Mr. Laurie. u are volgende to Ms. Edelstein near the window.” The kind lady told him. “Ah, a loner traveling…first class?!” The atendant zei looking at Sarah’s ticket. “You are volgende to the Ms. Edelstein in the 2nd row on the outside.” “Thankyou.” Sarah smiled a huge grin as she looked over at Lisa who had her head in her hands. “Hi again.” Sarah greeted kindly sitting volgende to Lisa. “Explain fastly because I want to get some sleep.” Lisa was worried and tired and didn’t feel like putting up with Sarah’s shit.
“Ok. I live in NY and I’ve had an obcession wih u two for a while now.” She paused to breath. “How long is a while?” Hugh asked. “Just 2 ½ years.” She said. “Oh. Well, it could be worse.” He zei with a little smile but got a glare from Lisa. “Anyways, I saved up my money so I could get the equipment I needed to be your stalker. My grandma had a conference in Cali for Orthopaedics so she braught me. I told her my plan and she thinks I’m fucking nuts but I convinced her to hire a body guard, he’s sitting over there, and she’s still not fine but she’ll live.” Sarah zei pointing to a buff guy sitting on the other side of the plane. Lisa’s mouth dropped open as did Hugh’s.
“Oh so yeah. I need pictures and autographs. We can do the pictures now.” Sarah pulled out her camera. “If u two could just kiss for me that would be great.” She zei holding the camera up. “What?” Lisa was not so sure about this. “Oh c’mon. It’s not like u haven’t kissed before…and off camera I mean.” Sarah said. “We haven’t.” Lisa lied. “Oh…really? I must have been stalking somebody else.” Sarah showed them the pictures on her camera of them kissing. “Oh God. u won’t tell anybody will you?” Hugh asked worried. “The way I see it is that u have already told David, Katie, and your mother, so sorry door the way, about your affair and u cannot hide it forever so your bound to go public soon. door the time I get home pagina with my Grandma and develop the pictures and put them on my laptop u will have already gone public. I will just have the first pictures ever so…it’s one step in my furture carreer as a celeb photographer.” Sarah smiled.
“One kiss…please.” Sarah gave them her puppy dog face. “Stop that!” Lisa zei before she finally gave in. “Fine but u better be quick with the camera because this kiss is going to be quick. We can’t risk having too many people see us.” Lisa zei holding Hugh’s hands and looking into his eyes. Just then they heard and saw a flash. “That was the sweetest thing ever.” Sarah said. Lisa rolled her eyes. “Ok, on the count of 3. 1-2-3.” Sarah caught the image perfectley as the two kissed quickly. She looked at the picture on her camera and started to tear up. “This is the best dag ever. I love u guys!” She zei creeping Hugh and Lisa out. “Ok, autograph time. If you, Hugh, could just sign your cheesburger wraper and if you, Lisa, could sign this grocery bag that u touched.” Sarah pulled out a cheesburger wrapper and a grocery bag that had a cirlce in an area that zei ‘Lisa touched here’.
Lisa and Hugh smiled and signed because they thaught it was hilarious. “Great! Thankyou, also just sign-eh we can do this later. Plane is about to take off.” The flight attendant had already gone through the procedures and the plane was on the runway. It’s jets started up and it started moving faster and faster and faster. Sarah looked over at Lisa who had Hugh’s hand in a death clamp. She hated planes but loved to travel. “Lisa has a fear of planes. Hugh’s hand turning purple from her holding it. Doesn’t seem to mind so he must be very protective and loving towards her.” Sarah spoke into her little recorder that she has taken notes on. Lisa and Hugh looked at eachother like ‘she is really phscyo.’
The plane was now in the air and during that time Sarah and Lisa got talking about random stuff. Hugh was listening to his iPod and was ignoring them. “So how do u sneek around so quietly and how do u not get caught door others?” Lisa asked. “Well it’s quite easy really. First I had to do some research on the in style of California and LA especially. Then once I had the apparell I had to have the lingo. So I emailed some of my vrienden online that are form LA and they told me what is the in way to talk…which isn’t really different from NY. Then I had to get a bag that looks normal so I could carry my equipment in. I also don’t just follow u around right behind you. When u eat I am eating across the straat pretending to read. When u leave I wait a couple seconden and then leave myself. Suff like that.” Sarah explained to Lisa. “So u came all the way here just for us…California really is a beautiful place, especially LA.” Lisa told her. “That’s why I have a whole nother camera card full of the scenery and shit.” She replied. “And ‘shit’? u have a very strong vocabulary for a 14 jaar old.” Lisa smirked. “How did u know I was 14?” Sarah asked. “Maybe I’ve done some stalker business myself.” Lisa zei even though she just guessed on her age. Sarah just smiled and resumed listening to her iPod.
Lisa sat quietly and before she knew it she had fallen asleep as did Hugh. Her head slowly fell onto Hugh’s shoulder and Sarah saw this. She smiled and pulled out her camera and captured the moment. Just then he started to wake so she pretended to be slepeing. Through squinted eyes she saw him put a blanket over her and kiss her forehead. “You love her?” Sarah asked. “Your awake. Great.” He zei sarcastically. “You do love her. How long have u loved her?” She asked. “Yes, I do love her. Why do u want to know how long I’ve loved her?” He asked. “You know how House can’t just solve the case without knowing what the patient has and he has to know everything behind that.” She said. “Yes…” They were whispering. “Well, I’m kinda like that. I can’t just know that u two are dating. I have to know that u love eachother, that u want to spend the rest of your lives together, and I need details. It was torture when I just suspected u two having an affair. I needed to know. That’s why I’m a stalker.” He nodded in agreement. “I understand.” He gave her a weak smile. As the flight went on they talked for awhile about random shit. When the food kar, winkelwagen was coming Hugh gently shook Lisa. “Honey, food’s coming. u both need to eat.” He let that one slip.
Sarah’s eyes grew wide as she heard the ‘you both need to eat’ part. “What?!” Sarah’s mouth dropped open. “Both?!” She said. “…you didn’t know?” Lisa sked surprised that the stalker had missed one very important part. “No!” Sarah was shocked herself. “How the hell did I miss that?!” She slapped herself. “That is one very important part. I even told my mother and the producers. Where were u for that?” Lisa asked. “I uh…don’t know?” She zei avoiding there stare. “Who is he?” Lisa asked. “What are u talking about?” Sarah sounded like she was affended. “The boy. What’s his name?” She asked once again. “…Brad.” Sarah admitted. “The boy that works at the little coffee koop 2 miles form my house?” Lisa asked. “Yeah.” Sarah blushed. “He’s pretty hot.” She added. “I know.” Sarah blushed even meer and they both giggled. Just then the food and drink kar, winkelwagen came volgende to them.
“What will u have to drink?” The flight attendant asked Hugh. “Uh, how bout the rum and coke.” He ordered. “And you?” The smey attendant asked Lisa. “Water.” Lisa ordered and the attendant moved on to Sarah. “Sprite please.” Sarah replied. The attendant nodded and moved on to the volgende person. “I’m so over it I’ve been there and back. Changed all my numbers and just incase your wondering. I got that new I’m a single girl-“ Sarah’s ringtone sung and was interupted when she turned it onto vibrate. She had gotten a text from Brad and was now smiling to herself while she texted but Lisa saw. “Brad?” She asked making the smile on the girl’s face go away. “…no.” Sarah lied. “Right.” Lisa didn’t believe her.
A while passed and they had gotten there drinks and food and were now just sitting not talking. “I’m bored as hell.” Sarah zei breaking the silence. “Let’s play name that swear.” Hugh suggested. Sarah’s eyes lit up. “Ok!” “You go first.” He said. “Ok. This one’s easy. An opening on your buttox.” She said. “Asshole.” He said. “Am not!” Sarah joked. “My turn. A mammal closley related to the horse.” He said. “Jackass.” “Funny show.” Hugh said. “Ok. A device a women uses-” “Enough! u two are gross.” Lisa interupted them. “I spy with my little eye something hot.” Hugh zei starting a new game. “You?” Lisa and Sarah both zei at the same time. “I’m flattered, really, but no.” He zei running his fingers over his body exageratedley. “Me?” Lisa and Sarah both zei at the same time again. “If I say no to you, I get hurt. If I say no to you, I get blackmailed. Anyways your both wrong. Keep going.” He zei making them giggle. “The engines.” Lisa suggested. “Yeah!” Hugh’s eyes lit up. “My turn. I spy with my little eye people wanting something.” She zei making them both raise an eyebrow in confusion. After a while of guessing and thinking they both gave up. “What is it?” They asked. “Me!” Lisa laughed at her clever joke. It took a while for it to sink in for Hugh and Sarah but then they got it and laughed like 5 seconden after she did.
“We will be landing in about 10 minuten folks.” The pilot zei over the loud speaker. “Oh, shit! I forgot, u need to sign my notebook with your own message.” Sarah zei pulling out a pen and notebook and handing it to Lisa first. “Why is it transfer paper?” Lisa asked. “Because I am going to take the copy to a tattoo koop and get your messages tattooed on my ass!” She zei excitedley. “…ok…” They said. Lisa wrote:
Sarah/Stalker,
I never thaught that this trip was going to be…enjoyable but it was and I have come to think that u are a very nice young lady with a very fun soul. I’m truly honored for u to be my stalker and have this message tattooed on your ass. Whenever u wanna say hallo u know my number…and other stuff too, I’d imagine. LOL!!!
xoxo
Lisa E
Lisa smiled and handed the notebook and pen to Hugh who wrote:
Stalker Sarah,
It’s been a pleasure having u stalk us. Everytime I feel like I’m being watched I’ll no I am and rest asure it’s you…or shall I be scared that it’s you? I’m not quite sure:) Any ways, I don’t think u are the typical stalker. I think u are a nice stalker…not the kind that kill…I hope:)
Sincerley,
Hugh Laurie
He smiled and handed the notebook and pen back to Sarah who thanked them and put her stuff away. “Well, I hope your mother is ok.” Sarah said. “She will be, thankyou.” Lisa said. The plane landed and they got off. “Well, goodbye.” Sarah zei and all of a sudden was hugged door Lisa. “Goodbye my creepy stalker friend.” Lisa smiled and let her go and Hugh gently hugged her. “See u around…oh wait, I mean you’ll see us around…we won’t see u because you’ll be stalking us.” Hugh joked. They all gave one last smile and in different ways.
Well I decided to give u a chappie before I leave. It’s kinda crappy and boring but whatev. I’ll be back on Thursday but have to leave two meer times:( Yes I did use me in this fic:) Yup, I’m Sarah:D I have this one fantasy of being a stalker so I decided to put it in here. LOL!!! Hope u liked it:)
They made it to the airport and got firstclass tickets that were open…luckily. It was set to leave in 20 min and security went quick because they had no luggage. They sat in the terminal seats waiting because they had 10 minuten left. He went and got them some coffee and her a hoofdkussen, kussen for the flight. When he came back she was on the phone with someone so he sat quietly and set the coffee volgende to her.
“Ok. Thankyou. Bye.” She zei and closed her phone. “What’s happeneding?” He asked curious. “My mom had a minor hart-, hart attack while we were on the phone. She was rushed to the hospital and they have her stabalized now. That was her doctor on the phone just now. She zei that she’s going to be fine. Oddly though, she had the hart-, hart attack just after I told her the news.” She sighed and took the coffee form him. “How old is your mother now? I’m not calling her old of anything but for her age I’m sure she’s prone to hart-, hart attacks. In other words, I don’t think u gave your mother a hart-, hart attack.” He zei trying to lighten the mood. “Thankyou. I guess all that matters is that she will be ok.” She zei as he wrapped his arms around her.
Just then a girl that looked about 14 of 15 sat in the zitplaats, stoel empty volgende to Hugh. They didn’t think anything of it other than all the other sits were filled and she took the only open one. The girl was dressed very maturley for her age. She wore skinny jeans with a teeshirt and some red stellettos that Lisa favored very much. The girl was alone and had a neck tie around her neck that was a way of identification to the airline people letting them know she was traveling alone. The girl pulled out her iPod and cell phone and listened to muziek and texted like a typical teenager. Lisa’s cell phone went off and she pulled it out and realized she had a text:
I know who u r
Lisa found this very creepy.
Who the hell is this?!
She texted back.
I’m the teenager sitting volgende to Hugh.
Lisa’s eyes grew big and she was just about to freak out.
Don’t freak out. I just thaught that introducing myself over the phone would be meer convinient for you. If I had come up to u screaming like a fangirl and asking u for an autograph it would have attracted a crowd.
The girl was smart. Lisa was now calming down but was still a little freaked. “Hugh can we switch seats?” She asked Hugh. “Sure” They switched.
“How did u get my phone number?!” Lisa asked quietly but fiercly. “I have connections.” The girl replied with a smile. “Are u a stalker of something?” Lisa asked. “…yeah. I guess I am. I actually was just on my way back from stalking you. See.” The girl zei pulling out her camera and tonen her a bunch of pictures of Lisa and Hugh. Lisa’s mouth dropped open when she saw them. “I didn’t even see you…anyone for that matter.” She said. “I am a very skilled stalker.” The girl chuckled. “I think I need to call the cops.” Lisa zei not joking at all. “I’m Sarah. Sarah Mancuso. I am simply a silly fangirl who is overly obcessed with u and Hugh. Nice to see u two together finally.” Sarah zei putting her iPod away.
“You alright?” Hugh asked Lisa noticing she was talking to the stranger. “Yeah fine. How much time do we have?” She asked. “About 5 minutes.” He replied staring at Sarah curiously. “Hi, Sarah Mancuso.” She greeted. “Can we talk privatley?” Lisa suggested to both of them. Hugh gave her a strange look and follwed her. They all met in the women’s bathroom. “I can’t stay in here.” He zei wondering what the hell they were doing. “Look. What do u want from us?” Lisa asked Sarah. “Well…a picture and an autograph would be nice.” Sarah zei fastly. “Who is this?” He asked confused. “Sarah is our own little stalker. She aparentley has been stalking us for the past couple of days. Taking pictures eveyrwhere we go.” Lisa explained. “And going through your garbage.” The girl added.
Hugh stood there confused. “…ok…” He was now fully confused and a little freaked. “Look u have about 3 minuten left before u have to load on that plane. u can either find out why I have all this information and give me what I want of u can go on knowing I’m stalking u but not knowing why.” Sarah offered. “Fine. Be quick.” Lisa said. “Flight 169 now boarding. Flight 169 now boarding.” Came the loud speaker. “We have to go.” He zei grabbing Lisa’a arm. “I’ll come with.” Sarah zei as she walked with them. “What?!” Lisa was hoping she didn’t have the same flight. “I have the same flight. When I hacked into your cell I saw where u were going so I changed my flight.” Sarah zei as they all grabbed their stuff. “You are frigan insane. Thank God we have first class.” Lisa exhaled. “I know right. I hate the seats in coach.” The stalker replied. “What? C’mon. u have got to be kidding me!” They all gave their tickets to the lady boarding them.
“Ms. Edelstein. u are in first class row 2 on the right and 2nd zitplaats, stoel in.” The flight attendant directed Lisa where she is to sit. “Mr. Laurie. u are volgende to Ms. Edelstein near the window.” The kind lady told him. “Ah, a loner traveling…first class?!” The atendant zei looking at Sarah’s ticket. “You are volgende to the Ms. Edelstein in the 2nd row on the outside.” “Thankyou.” Sarah smiled a huge grin as she looked over at Lisa who had her head in her hands. “Hi again.” Sarah greeted kindly sitting volgende to Lisa. “Explain fastly because I want to get some sleep.” Lisa was worried and tired and didn’t feel like putting up with Sarah’s shit.
“Ok. I live in NY and I’ve had an obcession wih u two for a while now.” She paused to breath. “How long is a while?” Hugh asked. “Just 2 ½ years.” She said. “Oh. Well, it could be worse.” He zei with a little smile but got a glare from Lisa. “Anyways, I saved up my money so I could get the equipment I needed to be your stalker. My grandma had a conference in Cali for Orthopaedics so she braught me. I told her my plan and she thinks I’m fucking nuts but I convinced her to hire a body guard, he’s sitting over there, and she’s still not fine but she’ll live.” Sarah zei pointing to a buff guy sitting on the other side of the plane. Lisa’s mouth dropped open as did Hugh’s.
“Oh so yeah. I need pictures and autographs. We can do the pictures now.” Sarah pulled out her camera. “If u two could just kiss for me that would be great.” She zei holding the camera up. “What?” Lisa was not so sure about this. “Oh c’mon. It’s not like u haven’t kissed before…and off camera I mean.” Sarah said. “We haven’t.” Lisa lied. “Oh…really? I must have been stalking somebody else.” Sarah showed them the pictures on her camera of them kissing. “Oh God. u won’t tell anybody will you?” Hugh asked worried. “The way I see it is that u have already told David, Katie, and your mother, so sorry door the way, about your affair and u cannot hide it forever so your bound to go public soon. door the time I get home pagina with my Grandma and develop the pictures and put them on my laptop u will have already gone public. I will just have the first pictures ever so…it’s one step in my furture carreer as a celeb photographer.” Sarah smiled.
“One kiss…please.” Sarah gave them her puppy dog face. “Stop that!” Lisa zei before she finally gave in. “Fine but u better be quick with the camera because this kiss is going to be quick. We can’t risk having too many people see us.” Lisa zei holding Hugh’s hands and looking into his eyes. Just then they heard and saw a flash. “That was the sweetest thing ever.” Sarah said. Lisa rolled her eyes. “Ok, on the count of 3. 1-2-3.” Sarah caught the image perfectley as the two kissed quickly. She looked at the picture on her camera and started to tear up. “This is the best dag ever. I love u guys!” She zei creeping Hugh and Lisa out. “Ok, autograph time. If you, Hugh, could just sign your cheesburger wraper and if you, Lisa, could sign this grocery bag that u touched.” Sarah pulled out a cheesburger wrapper and a grocery bag that had a cirlce in an area that zei ‘Lisa touched here’.
Lisa and Hugh smiled and signed because they thaught it was hilarious. “Great! Thankyou, also just sign-eh we can do this later. Plane is about to take off.” The flight attendant had already gone through the procedures and the plane was on the runway. It’s jets started up and it started moving faster and faster and faster. Sarah looked over at Lisa who had Hugh’s hand in a death clamp. She hated planes but loved to travel. “Lisa has a fear of planes. Hugh’s hand turning purple from her holding it. Doesn’t seem to mind so he must be very protective and loving towards her.” Sarah spoke into her little recorder that she has taken notes on. Lisa and Hugh looked at eachother like ‘she is really phscyo.’
The plane was now in the air and during that time Sarah and Lisa got talking about random stuff. Hugh was listening to his iPod and was ignoring them. “So how do u sneek around so quietly and how do u not get caught door others?” Lisa asked. “Well it’s quite easy really. First I had to do some research on the in style of California and LA especially. Then once I had the apparell I had to have the lingo. So I emailed some of my vrienden online that are form LA and they told me what is the in way to talk…which isn’t really different from NY. Then I had to get a bag that looks normal so I could carry my equipment in. I also don’t just follow u around right behind you. When u eat I am eating across the straat pretending to read. When u leave I wait a couple seconden and then leave myself. Suff like that.” Sarah explained to Lisa. “So u came all the way here just for us…California really is a beautiful place, especially LA.” Lisa told her. “That’s why I have a whole nother camera card full of the scenery and shit.” She replied. “And ‘shit’? u have a very strong vocabulary for a 14 jaar old.” Lisa smirked. “How did u know I was 14?” Sarah asked. “Maybe I’ve done some stalker business myself.” Lisa zei even though she just guessed on her age. Sarah just smiled and resumed listening to her iPod.
Lisa sat quietly and before she knew it she had fallen asleep as did Hugh. Her head slowly fell onto Hugh’s shoulder and Sarah saw this. She smiled and pulled out her camera and captured the moment. Just then he started to wake so she pretended to be slepeing. Through squinted eyes she saw him put a blanket over her and kiss her forehead. “You love her?” Sarah asked. “Your awake. Great.” He zei sarcastically. “You do love her. How long have u loved her?” She asked. “Yes, I do love her. Why do u want to know how long I’ve loved her?” He asked. “You know how House can’t just solve the case without knowing what the patient has and he has to know everything behind that.” She said. “Yes…” They were whispering. “Well, I’m kinda like that. I can’t just know that u two are dating. I have to know that u love eachother, that u want to spend the rest of your lives together, and I need details. It was torture when I just suspected u two having an affair. I needed to know. That’s why I’m a stalker.” He nodded in agreement. “I understand.” He gave her a weak smile. As the flight went on they talked for awhile about random shit. When the food kar, winkelwagen was coming Hugh gently shook Lisa. “Honey, food’s coming. u both need to eat.” He let that one slip.
Sarah’s eyes grew wide as she heard the ‘you both need to eat’ part. “What?!” Sarah’s mouth dropped open. “Both?!” She said. “…you didn’t know?” Lisa sked surprised that the stalker had missed one very important part. “No!” Sarah was shocked herself. “How the hell did I miss that?!” She slapped herself. “That is one very important part. I even told my mother and the producers. Where were u for that?” Lisa asked. “I uh…don’t know?” She zei avoiding there stare. “Who is he?” Lisa asked. “What are u talking about?” Sarah sounded like she was affended. “The boy. What’s his name?” She asked once again. “…Brad.” Sarah admitted. “The boy that works at the little coffee koop 2 miles form my house?” Lisa asked. “Yeah.” Sarah blushed. “He’s pretty hot.” She added. “I know.” Sarah blushed even meer and they both giggled. Just then the food and drink kar, winkelwagen came volgende to them.
“What will u have to drink?” The flight attendant asked Hugh. “Uh, how bout the rum and coke.” He ordered. “And you?” The smey attendant asked Lisa. “Water.” Lisa ordered and the attendant moved on to Sarah. “Sprite please.” Sarah replied. The attendant nodded and moved on to the volgende person. “I’m so over it I’ve been there and back. Changed all my numbers and just incase your wondering. I got that new I’m a single girl-“ Sarah’s ringtone sung and was interupted when she turned it onto vibrate. She had gotten a text from Brad and was now smiling to herself while she texted but Lisa saw. “Brad?” She asked making the smile on the girl’s face go away. “…no.” Sarah lied. “Right.” Lisa didn’t believe her.
A while passed and they had gotten there drinks and food and were now just sitting not talking. “I’m bored as hell.” Sarah zei breaking the silence. “Let’s play name that swear.” Hugh suggested. Sarah’s eyes lit up. “Ok!” “You go first.” He said. “Ok. This one’s easy. An opening on your buttox.” She said. “Asshole.” He said. “Am not!” Sarah joked. “My turn. A mammal closley related to the horse.” He said. “Jackass.” “Funny show.” Hugh said. “Ok. A device a women uses-” “Enough! u two are gross.” Lisa interupted them. “I spy with my little eye something hot.” Hugh zei starting a new game. “You?” Lisa and Sarah both zei at the same time. “I’m flattered, really, but no.” He zei running his fingers over his body exageratedley. “Me?” Lisa and Sarah both zei at the same time again. “If I say no to you, I get hurt. If I say no to you, I get blackmailed. Anyways your both wrong. Keep going.” He zei making them giggle. “The engines.” Lisa suggested. “Yeah!” Hugh’s eyes lit up. “My turn. I spy with my little eye people wanting something.” She zei making them both raise an eyebrow in confusion. After a while of guessing and thinking they both gave up. “What is it?” They asked. “Me!” Lisa laughed at her clever joke. It took a while for it to sink in for Hugh and Sarah but then they got it and laughed like 5 seconden after she did.
“We will be landing in about 10 minuten folks.” The pilot zei over the loud speaker. “Oh, shit! I forgot, u need to sign my notebook with your own message.” Sarah zei pulling out a pen and notebook and handing it to Lisa first. “Why is it transfer paper?” Lisa asked. “Because I am going to take the copy to a tattoo koop and get your messages tattooed on my ass!” She zei excitedley. “…ok…” They said. Lisa wrote:
Sarah/Stalker,
I never thaught that this trip was going to be…enjoyable but it was and I have come to think that u are a very nice young lady with a very fun soul. I’m truly honored for u to be my stalker and have this message tattooed on your ass. Whenever u wanna say hallo u know my number…and other stuff too, I’d imagine. LOL!!!
xoxo
Lisa E
Lisa smiled and handed the notebook and pen to Hugh who wrote:
Stalker Sarah,
It’s been a pleasure having u stalk us. Everytime I feel like I’m being watched I’ll no I am and rest asure it’s you…or shall I be scared that it’s you? I’m not quite sure:) Any ways, I don’t think u are the typical stalker. I think u are a nice stalker…not the kind that kill…I hope:)
Sincerley,
Hugh Laurie
He smiled and handed the notebook and pen back to Sarah who thanked them and put her stuff away. “Well, I hope your mother is ok.” Sarah said. “She will be, thankyou.” Lisa said. The plane landed and they got off. “Well, goodbye.” Sarah zei and all of a sudden was hugged door Lisa. “Goodbye my creepy stalker friend.” Lisa smiled and let her go and Hugh gently hugged her. “See u around…oh wait, I mean you’ll see us around…we won’t see u because you’ll be stalking us.” Hugh joked. They all gave one last smile and in different ways.
Well I decided to give u a chappie before I leave. It’s kinda crappy and boring but whatev. I’ll be back on Thursday but have to leave two meer times:( Yes I did use me in this fic:) Yup, I’m Sarah:D I have this one fantasy of being a stalker so I decided to put it in here. LOL!!! Hope u liked it:)