Chapter One: Smeethood

Miz was sitting in the corner, her hat covered most of her antennas. Her eyes looked normal in the shadows.
"Mommy zei it would be fun here... she was wrong." Miz thought to herself cradling her knees.
"You, little pitiful smeet." zei a loud voice. "Who are you?"
Miz looked up, a small red-eyed smeet stood above her. "I-I'm Miz, and, u are?" Miz zei softly slightly lifting her hat to see.
"I AM ZIM!!!" The smeet screeched. Miz's eye twitched. She stood up, Zim had to look up to see her eyes. She held out her hand and smiled. "Nice to meet you." She said. Zim held...

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It was snowing heavily, Miz walked the streets with her white scarf waving in the light breeze.Her blue misty eyes half way open, making her look gloomy, like always.Tek caught up and smiled."Miz!Miiiiiiiiz!Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!"Tek zei annoyingly.Miz looked at her."WHAT?!"Miz snapped."...Dinosaurs go rawr."Tek said, then ran away.Miz stopped walking and sighed."Why do I hang around these people..."Miz asked herself.She shrugged and ran after her.She finally caught up with HER, this time.She pushed her glasses back up and elbowed Tek's arm."Freak."Miz laughs."Why're...

Chapter 1, The New Girl

"Class, we have a new student. Her name is Jen." Ms. bitters zei pointing to the girl standing in the door way. She had long frizzy dark brown hair, greyish blue eyes, and she was wearing glasses that looked a little too big for her. She was staring at her feet. "H-Hello.....n-nice to meet to all." She zei shyly looking around the room. Dib was just staring at her with a stupid look on his face.
"Zim! toon Jen to her seat!" Ms bitters yelled at me. "Yeah sure whatever..." As I was getting up, Dib jumped up and ran to Jen saying "I-I'll toon her to her zitplaats, stoel Ms. Bitters!"...

This was a fanfic at FanFiction.net, but it was breaking the rule so I wanted to start over


*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a divan, bank there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. GIR is sitting on a beanbag. In the divan, bank there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. volgende to her is a boy. His skin is a melk chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty...

"Your futures are DOOMED!" Ms. bitters zei as she finally ended her long speech. Zim sighed, bored out of his mind, while Dib just stared at him. Other students looked up at the clock, as if pleading it to save them from their teacher's daily mountain of homework that she was about to assign.

"Now, your work is-" she began, until she heard the klok, bell ring. Ms. bitters swore that the acursed sound would one dag pay, but apparently it wouldn't today. Zim was thinking, 'Finally! That human took forever with her speech. Now I can think of my new plan to take over the Earth. ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE...

I only did this for practise. It's from the sence of were Dib realises when he can't get Zim's pak on from 10 minuten to DOOM. I thouhgt the whole sence would be good to turn into a deep meaningfull passage but yeah :/



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As the cables digged throw his supple skin and into his soft under belly, he felt a sensation, which was like venom. It's septet into his body and slowly crept its way into his veins and spread throw out his body.


When it reached his (metaphorical) hart-, hart he began to feel numb and careless. The raven haired child started to become less jumpy and a little depressed....

Miz layed in bed, staring up at the brightly shining stars, then she realized something.
"Were's the ceiling?"Miz asked herself.She shrugged and fell into a deep sleep.The volgende morning, she woke up, pulled her boots and gloves on.She was going to take the invader test.She was at a target range, she aimed at the dummy, then shot.She hit it, the dummy blew up.
"Well that's new."Miz said.Next she was building her SIR unit, due to a shortage of them.The SIR got to it's feet, it saluted Miz.
"MAE, reporting for duty."The sir said, it's eyes glowing red.
"MAE?What does that mean?"Miz asked, a puzzled...

A little Smeet fell down the delivery shoot and landed upside down in the download chair. It flopped from the chair to the floor. Two robot arms shot towards the child Irken with a Pak. It shot right into her back. “Welcome to life, little Smeet.” An electronic voice says. The Smeet stood up, very wobbly. It was gently lifted into the download chair. “Now,” Continued the electronic voice. “You shall be filled with all Irken knowledge!” Two plugs unleashed into its Pak. “The download is complete! Identify yourself.” “I am Invader Tenn.” Invader Tenn walked out bravely and...