DIB'S POV
I was pretty sure that the new kid in Mrs. Cliope's class was an alien. But I'm a genius. I knew that if I went after Stickly instead of Zim, Zim would think he would be off the hook. Well, I won't stop for anything until Zim is proven an alien.

JUKAI'S POV
Either the crazy Dib kid was right, Stickly is an alien, of Stickly was spray-painted. I believe in Martians. Nothing else. Just Martians. So maybe that kid was a Marian. There was no way to know for sure.

GAZ'S POV
u know, I thought my life was at it's for annoying. But Dib came home pagina saying there was another alien in...

lin and ida were always happy together when they were little they laughed and played and had fun together. 9 years pasted and lin and ida got there first units. '' wow! look at this one! shes really pretty!'' gasped lin she named her unit veer. but ida didnt want just one unit so she stal one and named them fifi and shelly. lin was having fun with her little unit. but ida was growing jealous of there friendship. so the years passed while lins hart-, hart was growing pure and happy, idas hart-, hart was rotting and full of hate. then time came for them to part '' oh ida i wish i never want to leave you...

Kat sat at the farthest tafel, tabel and smiled a wicked smile to herself. She was risking losing her hand, but she did it!

Suddenly, an earsplitting scream was heard from across the cafeteria. "YEOOOOWWWWCH!!!" Everyone ran to the table. Kat had cut her right wrist with a big piece of metal she found, also breaking the bone. She made it look like it fell from the ceiling. Blood splattered the table, Kat's fur, and the floor. The nurse came in and rushed Kat to the Nurse's office. As they left, Kat flashed Jade that wicked, Lightopian smile of hers, then pretended to be the drama queen. "Owwwwiiieee..."...

Ghost Dib:

(I miss you, I miss you)
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where u can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)

Rubii:Where are u and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders...

the wind howled as it blew my short, battle scarred wig. my rok lifted slightly and lowered heavily as i stood still, resentment flashing in my eyes. "i always had a suspicion that u hated me, Gir. and now i can bevestig it! u left koekje, cupcake all alone that night just to be with another robot and now u threaten me!" i screamed over the sound blocking wind. suddenly koekje, cupcake appeared behind him, her eyes blacker than a moonless night sky.

"I'm here, Gir." she zei in a demonic, echoing voice. her eyes flashed onto Blood Red and she pinned him to the ground, unsheathing her defense claws...

Ruby(Singing):Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because u had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say u don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and u go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't...

I got up but i wasn't at the dance anymore. i was on top, boven of a dark skied building. i looked down and saw that it was a REALLY long way down."'bout time u woke up, Cyn." i heard a voice say. it was dark and evil sounding, but soft and woman-like. i turned around to see a teenager. she had on a black dress with a red bow in front and a White collar. she had Red cuffs and her hair was puled into two pigtails, held together door Red ribbons. just like my hair a dag ago.it was long and Blond, but different shades of Blond.

"who are you?" i asked with a pinch of fear in my voice."that's not important,...

    MiMi sighed. Ugh, the dilemma. Stuck on Earth, ship destroyed, and she really didn’t think Tak was coming back anytime soon. OK, options. One; go to Zim. NO! Tak would destroy her, and besides, he would only make things worse. Two; stay and do nothing. No, that would get her nowhere and would endanger the mission. Three-.
    MiMi’s thoughts were interrupted when a bright light suddenly came on. She looked up and saw it was coming from the window of the kid with the abnormally large head. Dib was his name, yes.
    MiMi jumped...

Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll toon her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she zei again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never zei the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...

our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did u talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid puppy eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be singing "Just so u know" door "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small muziek break*I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...

Gir and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her door her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely lost it. "Dead!? u mean u killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill u somedat, Unicornia!"...

"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The volgende dag at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." zei one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told u Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do u know who we are?" zei one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" zei Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...

Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and Gir now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. Gir was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did u do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...

A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. u don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...