1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask u what you're doing, say "Wearing...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kraag and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When u get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when u reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatel and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk...