Kurt: u and your vrienden threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know.
Kurt: u nailed my lawn furniture to my roof. ”
—Kurt and Finn, -Pilot





“ Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you.
”
—Kurt to Rachel, Pilot





“ Mercedes: This song is terrible.

Mr. Schuester: Okay, no, no. It's not the song, u guys just need to get into it.

Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
”
—Kurt, Mr. Schuester, and Mercedes, Showmance





“ Rachel: ...because we're gonna give them (students) what they want.
Kurt: Blood? ”
—Showmance





“ They're gonna throw fruit at us....

Glee" creator and executive producer Ryan Murphy "discovered" Chris Colfer, but don't tell the young actor that. It makes him "feel like a continent." A good continent, though. Colfer, 19, plays Kurt Hummel in "Glee," which premieres tomorrow at 9 p.m. He's part of the musical comedy's talented ensemble, but his triple-threat performance is already being singled out door TV critics. The following is a longer version of a feature about Colfer that will be published in the Los Angeles Times tomorrow.


The then-18-year-old high school graduate with the big blue eyes and pale skin nervously walked...