Pilot

Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!"
Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."

Finn: "Look, I owe u guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!"
Rachel: "That was you?"
Kurt: "You and your vrienden threw pee balloons at me."
Finn: "I know."
Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."

Showmance

(To bullies) "One dag u will all work for me."

(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."

Mercedes:...

Glee‘s Chris Colfer Reveals Real-Life Story Behind Kurt’s Diva Moment

Facebook Tweet Chris Colfer, who plays the sharp-tongued and high-pitched Kurt on Glee, may not have had to do much research to identify with his character's story this week.

"When I was in high school, every jaar we would have a talent show,” explains Colfer. "Every jaar I would beg the teachers to let me sing "Defying Gravity" from the musical Wicked. And every jaar they turned me down because I’m a boy and it was 'a girl’s song.'" Sound familiar? If u watched Wednesday’s show, it probably does. After Chris...