I know this may be painful for u to do but TRY.

I'm on Kira's side.

...L...
Watari got tired of feeding u sweets and watching you, because he's obsessed with them too. He started having really bad withdrawl symptoms. u ate all the sweets. So he left his place being your samurai manservant, and took all the sweets with him. Now he's a homicidal sadistic hermit who lives in the suburbs and eats all the candy he can find. He also has agoraphobia now so he huddles in a corner hissing at people as they walk door and try to steal his food. And now, all the chocolate Mello eats, goes straight to Watari's thighs.

My condolences.

You're REALLY emo. Sorry L! *hugs*

u have to give koekjes, cookies to Santa Clause this year.... for the rest of your life... that's it i'm going to kill all sweets....................i'm sorry OK *covers face*

L... I destroyed every kind of sweet in the world. *big watery eyes* ....... ........ ...... No, I can't! I just CAN'T! Look at him, he's so f*****g cute... sorry, L! *cries and runs away*

I,m gonna KILL you!! *kisses him and give him a cake*

I know your secret.

u suck u stupid emo retard! BTW-im on kira's side! i could never say that to L if i did he would do this:see pic

i'm ganna make sure that u never get sweets again but i'll make sure u see other people eating it!!......i'm sorry L!!!*hugs L then falls to floor crying*

u have just been diagnosed with diabities. u can no longer eat sweets. I think that would upset him enough. :(

"I think you're gay for Light."

That MIGHT piss him off. XD That is, if he's not... >:3

....you suck cake i think your gay Lxlight i hope sweets will come back and eat u i joined kiras side and I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!xD
sorry your awesome L..D:

go get a girlfriend, u stupid mother fucker. NOOOO I CAN'T SAY IT. IT'S TOO MEAN!!!

L, u eat so many sweets i'm so surprised your whole mouth isnt just one f*cking huge cavity in its self! cut down a lil, jeez!

IM SOOOORRRRRYYYY!

Your a nerd with no emotions.
SORRY! I KNOW WHAT u GO THROUGH! FORGIVE ME!!!
i love u

Kira is the best thing that has ever happened to us and u will never find him.

i cried when u died ... it was a painful moment :'(

i like Kira better, i am sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L..... *tries really hard to think of something* ... *five minuten later* I cheated on u in Sims with Dahvie Vanity *falls to the floor and cries*

L.... I... I ATE ALL YOUR COOKIES! *crying and begging for forgiveness*
(this is the WORST thing I CAN say to L! I am so pathetic!XD lol)

I'm on kira's side, The cake is a lie!, and...


I'll take your cake..., AND EAT IT!...

5 min. later

I'm sorry L. Your cake isn't a lie. Here. u can take my cake. :'(

"L u do not love that bimbo miss of ill have to kidnap u in your sleep."

L did u know eating sweets is against the law so ALL the sweets u eat are against JUSTICE! YOU'RE NOT JUSTICE YOU'RE JUST A SWEETS ADICT!!! *I run like hell*

........ A few minuten later.......

L in sorry i didn't mean it,it was an answer to a question! Here have my cake. I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!! You're too cute to be mean to!*Hugs him* IM SO SORRY!!!

You'll die, but I can't to stave off this

your hot. oh did i say that out loud? (fan girl blush) sooo....... what your apenon on .......nightcore music?.......hi?