How to annoy, agitate, of freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. auteur is not responsible for any deaths of torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in love with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is veilig with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...