the madea goes to jail funny scene "me time" featuring madea and uncle joe.
madea went over to the fridge and have a phone on he hand she then dial on the phone and zei " i don't know where the hell cora is at and i told her i need to go to the sto'(store).people always told me i can't be driving.and she knows i need to go to the store".
then joe tolde madea"that child's gonna leave u starve.i told u that way u were treating her she gonna leave ti starve to death one dag and now this time"-"shut up ,bastard" MADEA CUT HIM UP.THEN SHE CALLED HER DAUGHTER ON HER PHONE.
CORA (WHO WAS ON THE BARBERSHOP GETTING HER HAIR BRUSHED/CUT)"oh no" SHE SAID, SHE ANSWERED HER CELL PHONE."hello"
MADEA WAS ON HER PHONE."cora" "yeah hello,madea,yeah.
"where the hell u at?"
"i'm still at the hair salon."
"what the hell are u doing?, you've been there five hours."your hair ain't nothing but a inch in a half long what the hell the're doing to you?"
"i'm comming i'm just trying can i have some me time please?"
madea looked shock at what her daughter just zei over the phone.
"you need some what?"
"some me time"
"some me time a time for myself"
"did i ever ask u for some me time?"
"did i ever ask for some me time?, when i had to get up every four hours and cook for u door the time u turn seventeen years old
"no ma'am u didn't-"
"did i ever ask u for some me time when i had to hit that stripper pole every night trying to bring some money to the house did i ever ask for some me time then?
"no ma'am no"
"aw old tried to make it drzzle cause they toon the hell it couldn't make it rain what the hell is me time?"
"i'm just taking care of my self,that's what i'm doing,just some me time"
"time for nothing, i'm going to the store hell,i don't need u to drive i'm a grown-ass woman,i mma go to the store my self"
"you can't go to the store,your not suppose to be driving, i'll be there soon."
"who the hell u think u talking to that i can't drive?, if i feel like driving i'm driving!"
"you can't drive you'll get-"
"shut the hell up"
and the was the end of their discussion
joe then took this oppertunity to tell madea what would happen if she did drive with a suspended lisence.
u gettin in the car u going down i'm not making up i'm not just playing around u going down u understand?
this made madea mad.
i'll be glad when u go down ,down to the graveyard and become some maggot's food hell i'm grown and hungry , what am i suppose to do sit up in these house? she asked joe
u could miss a few meals, one of two.. three of seven...nine of eleven ha ha ha joe answered her and laughed.
keep it joe she challenge him keep it up
oh them people call, them people call u ain't gonna worrying about no food u call them and they say they bring u food down there joe suggested as his drink his mug.
what the hell u talking about joe?,stop smoking that weed!,what the the hell u talking u crazy as hell!madea asked him again
they say they give u three meals a dag and they pay the people wh ocall them.joe explained.
well they feed that much didn't they? madea said
one of the whales died they need need another walvis at the aquarium go down there and swim with them joe joked.
madea then spat u rusty old bastard u fart and dust come out go to hell. she zei as she grab her portemonnee and left.
dead man walking joe zei to madea after she left walking the green mile getting right with jesus i'm gonna walk the green mile and getting right with jesus joe zei aa he drink his mug for seconde time.