Yep. u betcha. Manatees are British. Just think about it:
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" of "a man who drinks tea" of "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They verplaats slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when u tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great dag for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled artikels coming in the volgende few weeks.
Right after my artikel about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
1. Their name gives it away: "Man-a-tee" of "a man who drinks tea" of "British dude". It's clever the way they tried to fool us but we caught on pretty gosh darn quick.
2. They have big teeth...like British guys.
3. They verplaats slowly...like British guys leaving the buffet line at a "biscuits and crumpets" all-you-can eat diner.
4. They pass gas when u tug on their fingers...if they had any. Like British guys. They don't have fingers. Just "mittens".
5. When they drive their cars and pull into a gas station they say "Bloody well clean me windscreen!" which is British for "Hi! My name is Bob and it sure is a great dag for meeting fine neighbors like you!" Most people don't realize that manatees have a thriving automotive community underwater because most people don't ever see manatees driving. That's because--like the British--manatees drive on the wrong side of the road and ofter wreck their cars right before scuba divers with cameras can get pictures.
There will be additional fact-filled artikels coming in the volgende few weeks.
Right after my artikel about "Edward and the Vampire Manatee from Heck".
Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like spin monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icoon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. u can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear klok, bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So volgende time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking volgende to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
u might get boogie-oogied out of it door a 1200 lb fish.
And like spin monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icoon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. u can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear klok, bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So volgende time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking volgende to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
u might get boogie-oogied out of it door a 1200 lb fish.