regenboog Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, regenboog Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: Can't u see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are u going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
regenboog Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
regenboog Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share regenboog Dash.
Narrator: zei the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless u want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
regenboog Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: regenboog Dash looked vooruit, voorwaarts to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, regenboog Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: Mind your own business u celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, regenboog Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were volgende to regenboog Dash, and Rachel.
regenboog Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
regenboog Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
regenboog Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and u cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and u can hear tires skidding.
regenboog Dash: *Laying on top, boven of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto regenboog Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on regenboog Dash? Have u been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And regenboog Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the volgende part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, regenboog Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: Can't u see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are u going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
regenboog Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
regenboog Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share regenboog Dash.
Narrator: zei the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless u want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
regenboog Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: regenboog Dash looked vooruit, voorwaarts to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, regenboog Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: zei regenboog Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: Mind your own business u celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, regenboog Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were volgende to regenboog Dash, and Rachel.
regenboog Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
regenboog Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
regenboog Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and u cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and u can hear tires skidding.
regenboog Dash: *Laying on top, boven of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto regenboog Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on regenboog Dash? Have u been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
regenboog Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And regenboog Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the volgende part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.