We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing door a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, u have parked too close to a brand hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the brand hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says u have to park ten hooves, or...

Queen of Changelings: This dag is going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dag was going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my vrienden to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until u all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until u all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do u know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the regenboog department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated regenboog pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than regenboog Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to toon off of brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while regenboog is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings meer and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. regenboog Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once u get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into regenboog philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, u ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the regenboog Factory, where your fears and horrors...

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one meer ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful dag and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the dag of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and dag celebration,because the sun and the moon in that dag maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's hart-, hart in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...