First, three reasons why I compiled this list: 1) Because this is a "vs" spot, and needs some soapbox artikels advocating [or forcing] one's opinion [down everyone else's throat]. 2) Because lists are fun and everyone should try it. 3) Because Ninjas are just plain better than pirates.

7) When a ninja falls in the forest, he NEVER makes a sound! Ninjas are silent and stealthy. Pirates are loud and obnoxious. u can tell a pirate is coming from miles away. Ships which pirates greedily burgle, if they didn't verplaats when they heard the pirate coming, deserve to be robbed. A ninja, on the other...