POM Saturday Night Live Cold Opening volunteers

Hey. I know we are all hoping to come up with some ideas to help POM (when haven't we?) and it ended up making me think about Saturday night live on what would happen if there was an episode dedicated to the fanguins. And what do all snl episodes start with? The cold opening. I came up with this idea after I saw the KCAs.
Spongebob, sandy, and squidward are in one room "taking care of business". While they're busy, some fanguins sneak in and vandalize spongebob's home. When they the others come out, the fanguins tell them that they won't stop until obvious defeat is admited. One of the fanguins finds a security tape of Spongebob distracting someone in charge of the kca stemmen via bj while sandy recalculates the votes. They admit it's true and one of the fanguins chuckles and says that penguins and fanguins get the last laugh and the last word, which happens to be "live from New York, it's Saturday night".
So, there are three fanguin ninjas in this and I'll be one of them. Anyone else willing to volunteer as the other two fanguin ninjas?