Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from writing meer stories... anyway. Onward to the story!
Kowalski was laying on the floor of the pinguïn HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.
"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of u guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.
"Skipper still wants to make u feel at home, ever since u know... the move," Private said.
"I moved here two weeks geleden and I already love it here," Catherine said.
"Just try not to let getting access to our HQ get to your head," Skipper zei as he climbed down. Rico got down last and smiled at Catherine creepily. Catherine acknowledged him with a nod. She looked at Kowalski.
"Omigoshness!" Catherine screamed. She ran over to Kowalski and poked him with her flipper.
"OH NO! I've only known him for two weeks!" Catherine screamed, laying her body across Kowalski's.
"What do u mean?" Private said, his hart-, hart beating fast.
"Kowalski's... dead," Catherine whispered, looking at Kowalski. Skipper looked at Catherine funny. Was she kidding?
"Catherine, unless a strange germ from another planet suddenly bit Kowalski, causing him to sleep like this, u couldn't be meer wrong," Skipper said, shaking his head. But Catherine shook her head.
"Nope. That's what Manfreddi and Johnson zei when they fell asleep on the Mississippi River on a raft. A wooden one, unfortunantly," Catherine said.
"Are u sure your pinguïn commando material?" Skipper said, "You seem to be."
"Ronald, M and J go way back to when Ronald hatched... I'm guessing. I don't know," Catherine said, "From the looks of it, Manfreddi and Johnson knew a lot of people."
"Is Kowalski really dead?" Private whimpered, poking Kowalski in the eye. Kowalski snorted and turned over.
"Look, he's getting the death position!" Catherine screamed, pointing at Kowalski. Skipper than knew something was up.
"Kowalski's not dead! He's just asleep. Like a little baby," Skipper explained, looking at Kowalski. Rico giggled.
"No, he's dead like an old man. Look, he probably won't react when we slap him!" Catherine said. She raised a flipper and slapped Kowalski across the face. Kowalski didn't react. He stayed asleep, unresponding.
"Catherine, u probably didn't slap him hard enough," Skipper said, walking towards lifeless (but sleeping) body, "You've got to do it meer like this!" Skipper slapped him so hard u could pratically hear the slaan, smack echo through the HQ.
"He's not waking up!" Private said, "He really is dead!"
"Uh uh!" Rico zei and hocked up a chainsaw. He was going to try to scare him awake.
"Hey!" Rico screamed and made noises with chainsaw. Kowalski didn't react. Rico tipped his head to the side.
"Well, this gives me the chance to do something I've been wanting to do. Tickle Kowalski without him yelling at me!" Catherine exclaimed. She reached her flipper out and tickled Kowalski a little. He giggled. Catherine tipped her head to the side and started tickling Kowalski some more. Kowalski laughed and laughed and laughed. Than he started to sob.
"Oh, he's crying," Skipper said, looking at Kowalski.
"Stop tickling him, your hurting him!" Private screamed. Obviously he had gotten the message that Kowalski wasn't really dead.
"Dead penguins can't get hurt," Catherine said. Kowalski breathed heavily a little. Than his breathing slowed down into a gentle breathing. He fell asleep... again.
"Kowalski is dead! See!" Catherine said. The boys shook their heads. He obviously wasn't dead.
"Ugh, look, I'll toon u again, I'll pour some pepper to make him sneeze," Catherine said, getting the pepper from the table. She poured over Kowalski's beak and waited. Skipper crossed his arms and growled. Kowalski beak twitched.
"AH-CHOO!" Kowalski sneezed. He kept sneezing and sneezing, all while scratching his beak. Finally, the sneezing ceased and he breathed heavily. He suddenly collasped to the floor and fell asleep... again.
"Dead," Catherine zei while gesturing with her flippers.
"ASLEEP!" Skipper screamed at her.
"I know he's dead, cause I put him through the tests. Its obvious, he's dead!" Catherine said, getting a little angry.
"No, he's just asleep!" Skipper said, getting ready to slap the heck out of Catherine. Kowalski shot up. He looked at the television.
"Must not miss favoriete show," Kowalski muttered and walked over towards the TV. Catherine looked stunned and the others looked relieved.
"Ha! I knew he wasn't dead!" Catherine said, laughing.
"NO u DIDN'T, u IDIOT!" Skipper screamed at her. Kowalski looked over at the others and shrugged.
Weird, he thought and turned on the TV.
Kowalski was laying on the floor of the pinguïn HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.
"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of u guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.
"Skipper still wants to make u feel at home, ever since u know... the move," Private said.
"I moved here two weeks geleden and I already love it here," Catherine said.
"Just try not to let getting access to our HQ get to your head," Skipper zei as he climbed down. Rico got down last and smiled at Catherine creepily. Catherine acknowledged him with a nod. She looked at Kowalski.
"Omigoshness!" Catherine screamed. She ran over to Kowalski and poked him with her flipper.
"OH NO! I've only known him for two weeks!" Catherine screamed, laying her body across Kowalski's.
"What do u mean?" Private said, his hart-, hart beating fast.
"Kowalski's... dead," Catherine whispered, looking at Kowalski. Skipper looked at Catherine funny. Was she kidding?
"Catherine, unless a strange germ from another planet suddenly bit Kowalski, causing him to sleep like this, u couldn't be meer wrong," Skipper said, shaking his head. But Catherine shook her head.
"Nope. That's what Manfreddi and Johnson zei when they fell asleep on the Mississippi River on a raft. A wooden one, unfortunantly," Catherine said.
"Are u sure your pinguïn commando material?" Skipper said, "You seem to be."
"Ronald, M and J go way back to when Ronald hatched... I'm guessing. I don't know," Catherine said, "From the looks of it, Manfreddi and Johnson knew a lot of people."
"Is Kowalski really dead?" Private whimpered, poking Kowalski in the eye. Kowalski snorted and turned over.
"Look, he's getting the death position!" Catherine screamed, pointing at Kowalski. Skipper than knew something was up.
"Kowalski's not dead! He's just asleep. Like a little baby," Skipper explained, looking at Kowalski. Rico giggled.
"No, he's dead like an old man. Look, he probably won't react when we slap him!" Catherine said. She raised a flipper and slapped Kowalski across the face. Kowalski didn't react. He stayed asleep, unresponding.
"Catherine, u probably didn't slap him hard enough," Skipper said, walking towards lifeless (but sleeping) body, "You've got to do it meer like this!" Skipper slapped him so hard u could pratically hear the slaan, smack echo through the HQ.
"He's not waking up!" Private said, "He really is dead!"
"Uh uh!" Rico zei and hocked up a chainsaw. He was going to try to scare him awake.
"Hey!" Rico screamed and made noises with chainsaw. Kowalski didn't react. Rico tipped his head to the side.
"Well, this gives me the chance to do something I've been wanting to do. Tickle Kowalski without him yelling at me!" Catherine exclaimed. She reached her flipper out and tickled Kowalski a little. He giggled. Catherine tipped her head to the side and started tickling Kowalski some more. Kowalski laughed and laughed and laughed. Than he started to sob.
"Oh, he's crying," Skipper said, looking at Kowalski.
"Stop tickling him, your hurting him!" Private screamed. Obviously he had gotten the message that Kowalski wasn't really dead.
"Dead penguins can't get hurt," Catherine said. Kowalski breathed heavily a little. Than his breathing slowed down into a gentle breathing. He fell asleep... again.
"Kowalski is dead! See!" Catherine said. The boys shook their heads. He obviously wasn't dead.
"Ugh, look, I'll toon u again, I'll pour some pepper to make him sneeze," Catherine said, getting the pepper from the table. She poured over Kowalski's beak and waited. Skipper crossed his arms and growled. Kowalski beak twitched.
"AH-CHOO!" Kowalski sneezed. He kept sneezing and sneezing, all while scratching his beak. Finally, the sneezing ceased and he breathed heavily. He suddenly collasped to the floor and fell asleep... again.
"Dead," Catherine zei while gesturing with her flippers.
"ASLEEP!" Skipper screamed at her.
"I know he's dead, cause I put him through the tests. Its obvious, he's dead!" Catherine said, getting a little angry.
"No, he's just asleep!" Skipper said, getting ready to slap the heck out of Catherine. Kowalski shot up. He looked at the television.
"Must not miss favoriete show," Kowalski muttered and walked over towards the TV. Catherine looked stunned and the others looked relieved.
"Ha! I knew he wasn't dead!" Catherine said, laughing.
"NO u DIDN'T, u IDIOT!" Skipper screamed at her. Kowalski looked over at the others and shrugged.
Weird, he thought and turned on the TV.
Place: Somewhere hidden in the zoo.
Time:11:25 am
Have:Hey Rico, u needed me?
Rico: ehy sjadgldyusdascsdk.(Hey Have I dare u to dive in this goo, i think it is.)
Have:...No.
Rico: ucfaucfdsahvfihsdiu.(I'll give u $10.)
Have:OK. :D
(Have dives in goo.)
Have: give me my $10
(Rico regurgitate $10)
Part1
Place:Central Park Zoo(Penguin habitat)
Time:11:30
Have:Hey Kowalski.
(Kowalski turns around)
Kowalski:what is that on you?
Have:I don't know but someone dared me to dive into a pool of goo for $10 and I wanted to know if it's radioactive of not.
(Kowalski scan Have's body and poke the remaining goo with a stick)
Kowalski:Oh Man!
(Kowalski leaded Have to the Lab)
Private:What's wrong with Have?
Kowalski:Someone dared Have to dive into strange goo..That..I..can't figure out...
Skipper: Who would do such a thing?!
(Rico Looked guilty)
Kowalski:Anyway we should go on the day.
(End of part one part two coming soon.)
It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And door all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T u WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the top, boven bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private zei and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are u guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure u know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since u soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And door all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T u WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the top, boven bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private zei and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are u guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure u know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since u soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...