this is the story of the pinguïn team and their love lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF u DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T commentaar IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet dag in the pinguïn base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily, when suddenly.......
"WOOOOHOOO, vis JET PACK RESULTS, FUNCTIONAL, AND FUN!!!!" yelled Kowalski as he flew with a cooked mackerel on his back, which seemed to be on breathing fire
"KOWALSKI!!!" yelled skipper, "WHAT HAVE I TOLD u ABOUT EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR FOOD?" Kowalski immediately landed, "sorry skipper, its just I decided to skip lunch to make room for tonight, and I wanted to work on concealed weapon systems..." Kowalski explained
"well u made private pee himself" skipper scolded "no I didn't!!!!" private zei angrily, before rico grabbed a glass of appel, apple sap and spilled it door privates feet "yu hu" rico argued
"anyway whats tonight?" private asked, trying to change the subject, "couples movie night at the docks" Kowalski elaborated, "im going for a romantic meal with doris (the dolphin) then going to watch the movie" rico immediately grabbed his doll (miss perky) and began dancing, mumbling "movie night, movie night". private clapped happily and zei "i'll bring Angelina!!!"
everyone stared at him before skipper broke he silence and asked "private, who's Angelina?", private turned bright red and mumbled "franky the pigeons sister, we met when we were getting rid of those rats in frankys nest...."
"so what movie is it anyway?" skipper wonderd aloud, "all's fair in love and espionage" Kowalski answered "LOVE AND ESPIONAGE!!!!!, I LOVE THAT MOVIE, WITH ALL THE SPIES AND EXPLOSIONS, YEAH I AM SO THERE!!!!" skipper yelled loudly, " ummm skipper, its for couples only, u need a date..." the words jerked a horrible memory in skippers mind, for a moment all he could hear was classical muziek and the laughter of one cruel dane.......
" NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO, NOOOOOOOOO"
"NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPEND IN DEN... I mean I don't have time for dating" skipper burst out "actually skipper, u simply need to have a partner to go, no romantic connection has to be invlolved" Kowalski zei "bring marlene, she'll like the movie, half the background muziek is Spanish guitars" private suggested, "nah, she won't want to, she can listen to her cd's if she wants music" skipper argued, immediately, as if just to prove him wrong, Marlene burst in yelling, "SKIPPER SKIPPER SKIPPER, PLEASE COME WITH ME TO THE MOVIES, I WANNA SEE THE MOVIE BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS A DATE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE", this caught skipper off his guard, and he tried to wezel out "well, ummm, its kinda rude of u to just assume I don't have a date.." "he doesn't though" Kowalski chipped in, "and I might have been busy.." "he wasn't" piped up private from the background "and I might have hated the movie..." "blagh barra du da ba" yelled rico" "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I go with you, BUT ITS STRICTLY PLATONIC!!", skipper relented, "oh, uh, um,... well DUH, dating u for real would be like dating.... my brother?" she zei rather uncertainly, "meet u there at eight" skipper mumbled awkwardly, before marlene climbed up the ladder back to her habitat.
later at the docks everyone was taking their seats, Kowalski door the water as to sit with dorris, private and Angelina on the roof of a nearby warehouse, rico on a krat with miss perky and other zoo animals with their respective dates on cargo crates.
skipper took his zitplaats, stoel door the screen when marlene came arrived "sorry im a little late, got caught up in practising guitar" "no problem marlene, um, take a seat" even meer awkwardly then before.
As mason flicked the switch on kowalskis homemade projector, everyone quieted down
" I USED TO BE A REGULAR JOE LIKE YOU, then IT happened, the Russian/Canadian/taxpayer conspiracy that took everything I loved..." the silver screen spy Greg Rosenbloom blared over the docksm, when suddenly..
"HELLO FELLOWS OF MOVIE GOING!!" Julian yelled as he jumped in front of the screen "BY CHANCES OF A MOST SILLIEST MISTAKE, I SEEM NOT TO HAVE HAD AN INVITATION TO THIS tonen OF THE SKY SPIRITS GREAT FILMY-MABOB,BUT NEVER FEAR, I CAME ANYWAY!!! "SO WHERE IS THE ROYAL MOVIE GOING THRONE!?" he yelled over the movie "JULIAN, EVEN IF u WERE INVITED, WHICH u ARNT, u NEED A datum TO BE ABLE TO ATTEND OUR FILM NIGHT" Mason yelled from the back "AH BUT I DO HAVE A datum FOR ROMANCING, I WOOED HER MYSELF!! HERE SHE IS!! he zei before pulling out a Julian smoothie cup from the zoo gift koop which had a wig on it " SEE?!" he yelled once meer before joining them, however bada and bing, who were going with some baboons grabbed him and twisted him into a pretzel, before tossing him into the sky " he oughta come down in an hour" bada explained, "then we'll just keeps doin it till we've finished da movie and what-not" bing continued before everyone sat down and began to watch the rest of the movie......
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF u DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T commentaar IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet dag in the pinguïn base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily, when suddenly.......
"WOOOOHOOO, vis JET PACK RESULTS, FUNCTIONAL, AND FUN!!!!" yelled Kowalski as he flew with a cooked mackerel on his back, which seemed to be on breathing fire
"KOWALSKI!!!" yelled skipper, "WHAT HAVE I TOLD u ABOUT EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR FOOD?" Kowalski immediately landed, "sorry skipper, its just I decided to skip lunch to make room for tonight, and I wanted to work on concealed weapon systems..." Kowalski explained
"well u made private pee himself" skipper scolded "no I didn't!!!!" private zei angrily, before rico grabbed a glass of appel, apple sap and spilled it door privates feet "yu hu" rico argued
"anyway whats tonight?" private asked, trying to change the subject, "couples movie night at the docks" Kowalski elaborated, "im going for a romantic meal with doris (the dolphin) then going to watch the movie" rico immediately grabbed his doll (miss perky) and began dancing, mumbling "movie night, movie night". private clapped happily and zei "i'll bring Angelina!!!"
everyone stared at him before skipper broke he silence and asked "private, who's Angelina?", private turned bright red and mumbled "franky the pigeons sister, we met when we were getting rid of those rats in frankys nest...."
"so what movie is it anyway?" skipper wonderd aloud, "all's fair in love and espionage" Kowalski answered "LOVE AND ESPIONAGE!!!!!, I LOVE THAT MOVIE, WITH ALL THE SPIES AND EXPLOSIONS, YEAH I AM SO THERE!!!!" skipper yelled loudly, " ummm skipper, its for couples only, u need a date..." the words jerked a horrible memory in skippers mind, for a moment all he could hear was classical muziek and the laughter of one cruel dane.......
" NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO, NOOOOOOOOO"
"NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPEND IN DEN... I mean I don't have time for dating" skipper burst out "actually skipper, u simply need to have a partner to go, no romantic connection has to be invlolved" Kowalski zei "bring marlene, she'll like the movie, half the background muziek is Spanish guitars" private suggested, "nah, she won't want to, she can listen to her cd's if she wants music" skipper argued, immediately, as if just to prove him wrong, Marlene burst in yelling, "SKIPPER SKIPPER SKIPPER, PLEASE COME WITH ME TO THE MOVIES, I WANNA SEE THE MOVIE BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS A DATE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE", this caught skipper off his guard, and he tried to wezel out "well, ummm, its kinda rude of u to just assume I don't have a date.." "he doesn't though" Kowalski chipped in, "and I might have been busy.." "he wasn't" piped up private from the background "and I might have hated the movie..." "blagh barra du da ba" yelled rico" "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I go with you, BUT ITS STRICTLY PLATONIC!!", skipper relented, "oh, uh, um,... well DUH, dating u for real would be like dating.... my brother?" she zei rather uncertainly, "meet u there at eight" skipper mumbled awkwardly, before marlene climbed up the ladder back to her habitat.
later at the docks everyone was taking their seats, Kowalski door the water as to sit with dorris, private and Angelina on the roof of a nearby warehouse, rico on a krat with miss perky and other zoo animals with their respective dates on cargo crates.
skipper took his zitplaats, stoel door the screen when marlene came arrived "sorry im a little late, got caught up in practising guitar" "no problem marlene, um, take a seat" even meer awkwardly then before.
As mason flicked the switch on kowalskis homemade projector, everyone quieted down
" I USED TO BE A REGULAR JOE LIKE YOU, then IT happened, the Russian/Canadian/taxpayer conspiracy that took everything I loved..." the silver screen spy Greg Rosenbloom blared over the docksm, when suddenly..
"HELLO FELLOWS OF MOVIE GOING!!" Julian yelled as he jumped in front of the screen "BY CHANCES OF A MOST SILLIEST MISTAKE, I SEEM NOT TO HAVE HAD AN INVITATION TO THIS tonen OF THE SKY SPIRITS GREAT FILMY-MABOB,BUT NEVER FEAR, I CAME ANYWAY!!! "SO WHERE IS THE ROYAL MOVIE GOING THRONE!?" he yelled over the movie "JULIAN, EVEN IF u WERE INVITED, WHICH u ARNT, u NEED A datum TO BE ABLE TO ATTEND OUR FILM NIGHT" Mason yelled from the back "AH BUT I DO HAVE A datum FOR ROMANCING, I WOOED HER MYSELF!! HERE SHE IS!! he zei before pulling out a Julian smoothie cup from the zoo gift koop which had a wig on it " SEE?!" he yelled once meer before joining them, however bada and bing, who were going with some baboons grabbed him and twisted him into a pretzel, before tossing him into the sky " he oughta come down in an hour" bada explained, "then we'll just keeps doin it till we've finished da movie and what-not" bing continued before everyone sat down and began to watch the rest of the movie......
They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. of maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." zei Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or emai him."
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Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." zei Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," zei Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" zei Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." zei Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or emai him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." zei Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," zei Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" zei Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD